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When are all you n00000bs going to realise that it is not the commentators themselves that make the commentary shite in PES but the programmers with their minimalistic approach to implementing scripts and tying them in with specifc game events. Sorry, but you really are demonstrating your...

Hrrrm no. I strongly disagree with this. Practically all goals on those games were cut-backs because going for nice goals meant you took far less of your chances which meant if you played nice football, you would generally lose.

Both. Depends on whether I play with PS2 controller or 360 controller. PS2 controller is better for PES I think.

I have it on good faith from a reliable Konami rep that the following steps will be implemented in order to maintain the illusion of 'fresh ideas' being injected into the series in the longer term. *After the controversy of online being stuck on beginner, this year it will stuck on 'top player'...

Nope. Only good if you are in tons of space and even then still has a mind of its own (which is why it is only good if you are in tons of space).

For me, one of the key gameplay elements which FIFA lords over PES is the flick-stick function. For years I have been crying out for a method by which I can knock the ball on for my own player in a controlled and intentional manner. And FIFA have delivered it. PES must copy this or die.

BUMP BUMP BUMPITY FUCKING BUMP. The AI scripting must simply stop. It has being going on so long that most of us are no longer fooled and are very very bored by it. Notwithstanding playing to exploit the AI weaknesses (a la 10 degree improbable Messi tap ins), PES2009 either lets you play the...

Mate, if you can get chipped PS3's in this country you can most certainly get them in Brazil, give or take the odd 'blacklisting from online access'. Perhaps you can afford to spend all that on gaming consoles but the vast majority of your fellow countrymen cannot, unlike in the West where...

Yes, in PES4 the keepers made all the impossible saves but let go all the easy ones. Thus rendering going for nothing but 'lame arsed pussy jewboy pocket-dipping arsehole goals' the only sensible way to play the game. Unfortunately this tradition has persisted amongst 'serious pes gamers' to...

C'mon man, look at it!!!

Download the latest kitserver (8.12.....I think) Extract to your PES game directory. Download PES 2009 noCD patch version 1.2. Replace your 1.4.exe file/crack (assuming your game is fully updated) with patch 1.2. Run Kitserver, set exe to PES20091.2.exe (i.e. the noCD crack you...

Erm, you really dont seem to understand do you? Speaking for myself, I like to play Champions League with my brother. I go, AC, he goes Man Utd. However, we are both in different groups. So each of us plays as the others opposition with the aim of hindering the progress of the other with the...

I agree that the core gameplay needs to be greatly developed. But from having played FIFA, I dont think that manual passing is the best use of the right stick, I think usign that stick as a controls stick is much better, especially allowing it to be used to 1st time knock the ball on for...

Download the following: AFS Explorer DKZ Studio AFS explorer allows you to edit and rebuild the image files used in PES. The sound files that PES uses are .adx files. DKZ Studio will allow you to convert your favourite tunes or crowd chants from .WAV to .adx files. Each tune or (possible)...

Not the first time you have been caught posting PES09 shots in PES10 Screenshots threads.

Titter Titter... Us PC gamers have no such issues with such matters. I have the likes of Thomas Heckmann 'Amphetamine' or Dakar und Grinser 'I wanna be your Dog' thumping out during the match preperation screens.

Surely, you meant to say these the other way around?

No, that was PES4. Indeed, the keepers were utter shit in PES4 and that game was almost as bad as PES2008 for general AI pishness. How anyone can cite the PES game that introduced the cut back (which has only jsut been ironed out in PES2009 to be replaced by the 15 degree angle tap in) to the...

Haha, you would not beleive how simple a little programming switch it actually is to allow the (2nd) user to 'knock their pad across'. However, I think Konami thinks they provide the end user with more fun and challenge in not being able to 'cheat' by having the opposition in cup/league mode...

If you are lucky enough to be gaming on PC, then you can use 'kitserver' to unlock the locked 2nd controller. I like to play CL with my bros whereby we choose teams and play as the opposition against each others main teams. Otherwise if you have a console capable of running copied DVD's, then...