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Fuck it HammerHead join in now. I'm planning on being shit as well.

Mike's last ditch failed challenges never fail to make me laugh. If we're 5-0 down we may as well resort to breaking legs.

Well it's quite obvious the team needs the brilliant skills of you and myself to function properly.

We did win 1-0. And don't get me started with your pirouette in midfield which handed them possession near the end. At least I set up the goal with two shit efforts.

Me and Dale currently share a 100% success rate. Definitely works better with one person on ANY.

If you can get on around 10:30ish, that would do. I imagine our doubly cancerous play could finish the team off once and for all. My connection is shit and it's a bit laggy, that's usually why I'm shit. But I persevere.

Dale get on earlier tonight you sweaty cunt.

I blame Chelsea, my session was fucking abominable. Closest we came to winning was when the opposition got a last-minute equalizer. 5-1 against Spain was a true low-point.

Yeah that was partly my fault for being shit and not taking the shot earlier.

Sorry about that mate, I think that was the other night. I'll make sure to go back to the dressing room first.

I hoped someone would cotton on to that. Played alright last night lads. The 5-1 up and them quitting was obviously a highlight, but even the other ones (apart from St. Etienne) we were unlucky to lose. That one where France robbed us in the last minute really pissed me off.

If I had to play any position it would probably be centre midfield as I like to go box-to-box.

We had two before 9 as well which were decent. Won the first and drew the second, though Phatmann was clean through in the last minute the useless cunt. Maybe we've turned a corner?

Very good fick. Fixed.

I don't even think God could have helped us last night. I'm never playing as a specific player again. Dale get on earlier tonight so I can see how shit you are.

No I think it was me in that match.

That part where we each hit the post three times in succession - you just knew it wasn't out night. Dale you weren't on while I was playing were you? Did it get any better after I fucked off?

To be honest mate we were all fucking shit, it was so bad I went and slashed my wrists after the game. My decision to play as Carrick in the last game was a terrible one. And I was pissed off that overhead kick didn't at least go in at the end. I can't understand what's gone wrong, we've been...

I'll be on around 9:30 til 11 as per usual, so get ye arses on there.

Yeah but you and (shit I can't remember his name) basically left me to play as everyone else in that 3-3 game we had last night. I actually thought that was one of our better ones, especially coming from two goals down.