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Die in hell you ROFLcopter.

Did you see me arguing about the penalties? They were perfectly fair. And I love how your keeper saved the second down the middle, and I was going to put in the rebound and then the ref gives a corner. The game is absolute wank.

That second goal was bullshit, I don't know what happened. And some of us obviously got the shorter straw of the draw. I love how Ballack can make up a 5-yard advantage and just take the ball. I really hate this game. The CPU defenders took it upon themselves to all move to the left and leave...

Bring it shafthammer.

Maybe it was just Austria who were shit then? Or maybe I am just the greatest player ever in the history of every sport ever?

Miggy we have the big one next....then I'm coming for you Dave.

Epic fail indeed. Made even better that all the goals were shit.

I agree Kev, you were shit.

Not sure if I'll have time for more than 1 game tonight mate but definitely tomorrow or summat.

Miggy or Dave, fancy one of our games at about 12? May as well get ze Germans out the way Miggy, and put you out in the process.

Zoolander I'm ready when you are.

The bottom two rows appear to be messed up. Well done Cunnybadger but you never played me remember.

I will use my trusty "bodies of dead Serbs buried under the pitch" formation to blitz you. Then again, Austria do have home advantage.

No, I'll just persevere and die in agony. Hang on are we doing this like the proper groups? Whose group are Croatia in? EDIT: Actually a decent group. Nice easy 3 points from you Zoolander and your Austrian shitcunts should set me up nicely. The Germany game could be the real cuntgripper...

I get the Slavic cunts eh? Croatia are fucking shit.

Well, it will have Hull and Stoke in so its bound to be great.

I'll hangfire for the Hull one. Please mate give Dean Windass a face scan, we all know it will be the funniest thing ever. And make him injury prone so I can cripple him.

I nearly died laughing when I ran at you with an RPG but you killed me first, then just as I died I was violently hit by a car (a ped, not a player) but managed to get the rocket off anyway and was sent flying halfway down the street. A good time was had by all.

I'm Hull in 2009. Windass, Folan and (hopefully) Campbell will top the scoring charts.

If I'm Austria then I will play the worst anti-football you've ever seen.