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  1. BarnDoor

    GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

    Shit.....erm......KKK lynchings, anal battery, beating up the elderly, forcing yourself on ethnic minorities, rent boys, cutting throats and doing wounds, space travel, slavery, child prostitution, black panters......I can't think of anything else. Oh and sex with kids.
  2. BarnDoor

    GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

    Castlevania sucks dick, I'd rather rape men in GTAIV instead. Yes, I have hopes for gay sex.
  3. BarnDoor

    GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

    Yes indeed. I dream of kicking tramps to death like in the warriors. Or even nailing one alive to railway lines? That would be sick but funny especially if you could gangrape him as he is about to run over by a locomotive. Or maybe make two fight to the death for a bottle of whiskey and when...
  4. BarnDoor

    GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

    and hopefully sex with animals and kids Loads of tramps who actually mug you, gang beat you and when you die they pickpocket you more gang members More sex with kids Proper empire building Being able to commit sodomy in a busy street with coppers passing by and not giving a shit Paedophilia...
  5. BarnDoor

    GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

    Well I could have told you it was Big Lebowski related. The film itself is set in California, but then again San Andreas was set around that region. Maybe its a reference to the stars - perhaps Jeff Bridges or John Goodman will be doing voices? Fuck knows. Bowling is obviously a strong theme in...
  6. BarnDoor

    What have I missed? PS2 Games.

    I agree its fucking childish but a threesome with the round smiley cunts frankly gives me a raging hard on:
  7. BarnDoor

    What have I missed? PS2 Games.

    The Warriors, pure brilliance.
  8. BarnDoor

    GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

    Threesomes with children and animals? I like your style mate.
  9. BarnDoor

    GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

    I think they're really going to blow us away, I have a feeling its going to be mind-blowingly good. I just hope there is a zoo and rape in this one - hopefully rape of animals, that would be quite something.
  10. BarnDoor

    GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

    I'm literally shitting myself in anticipation.
  11. BarnDoor

    Medieval 2: Total War [PC]

    Good news about the expansion. Sorry about the grammar as it sounds to be have been posted by a dribbling quadro spase: To me the expansion sounds fucking amazing and well worth buying. I want all this stuff confirmed though first by CA. The British campaign has been confirmed as being set in...
  12. BarnDoor

    Help on a war game

    You haven't played the original medieval? Mate if like shogun you have to play the game. That and the expansion pack are truly amazing. The good thing is a sound aussie named Barocca has done a shogun mod for the game with many new units and factions. Well worth the download
  13. BarnDoor

    Help on a war game

    It was a waste of what could have been a great game. I didn't really get into it be honest as it was just shit. I pray Rockstar to a hoolie game. You know it would be fucking amazing. Battles with the Luton MIGS and the Central Element will be high on my agenda. Is the Britannia still a shit...
  14. BarnDoor

    Help on a war game

    The game is shit and you have made a west country cunt out of yourself. Leave this thread to avoid further embarrassment
  15. BarnDoor

    Help on a war game

    Well medieval II has that with the americas. I have happily pounded the shit out of native armies with cannon and musket and then send in my cavalry and sword and bucklers to ruthlessly slaughter them. I don't normally find genocide amusing but its as funny as shit in this game. You just can't...
  16. BarnDoor

    Help on a war game

    But do you like it compared to the total war series Muad? I always found them poor second division attempts at a strategy game. Pike and Musket covers the cosack period well and Napoleonic Total War is a great mod also. I would just buy medieval then the VI expansion and download those mods instead
  17. BarnDoor

    Help on a war game

    Right cossacks, age of empires, those type of games are and will always be imo fucking shit. Here are the good ones out there: Shogun: The original and some say the best. Its a good game and the expansion pack really enhances it with the Mongol invasion Medieval: The best imo. The xpansion...
  18. BarnDoor

    Medieval 2: Total War [PC]

    This game is the best strategy game out there and no other is in its league. I am an experienced player and of course i can see certain flaws, battles being too easy being one of them and certain AI problems such as alliances collapsing far too easy. Battles in shogun and the original medieval...
  19. BarnDoor

    Medieval 2: Total War [PC]

    You can assassinate the Pope; there's some great little movies to go with it as well if you actually succeed.
  20. BarnDoor

    Medieval 2: Total War [PC]

    Mate it is definetly worth getting a better graphics card with some more ram. Playing the game on the best settings with the rising sun glinting off the armour is quite amazing. Also to get yourself eased in, play a custom battle, a siege against the Aztecs is nice. Plenty of guns, cannon and...
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