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you can tell by his tone he's disappointed :) (and i told you ages ago in that relations thread)

yup....thats nifty got msn cheryl ? ill gladly show you my girlfriend then you can show me a pic of you :) we'll decide who's nicer with a good ol fashioned referendum - or some crap like that

aaaaaarg it's easy, no timing you do it and keeper dives, surely everyone has scored like this :eek: to see a great goal using this (old tried and tested) skill go and see stevieboys maradonna flick up in goal gallery

spell it right and we'll tell you - promise

:D we only want a picture if its not gonna scare us if you look like this you can stick your picture

ai that's a cracker, wish you could see the assist too nevermind :)

hes totally right its better then scoring a winning goal while having sex* just rip em to pieces :D but on a serious note just try and press :square: to bring another defender over to intercept the attacked from the front *(no odd pun about ejaculation intended)

they are? im not kidding myself, it was a token anti sexist comment* - women suck at football but theyre the greatest at other stuff* :confused: *see again

i laughed watching the england womens team, im not trying to be rude on purpose but come on - and they ask why they arent allowed to play in the same league as men - coz they'd all be stuck in the conference that's why :) [insert anti sexist paragraph here to balance it out] e.g. hopefully...

i apologise, after doing it yesterday (no didnt score one, was just testing) i too notice that even on 5* the dopey defenders often just watch it rise over their heads twats :) they must appreciate the brilliance of it and not bother

wahey finally asherb's not on his own bout time ;)

in disgust? muppet

lets not forget zelda now :rolleyes:

thanks to.....anyone? if youre gonna post em you could at least say i did it :)

you know most people just say hi..... ..... it's not a 500 word minimum essay :D but im only playin - dont let my uneducated lazy brain put you off. Hope you stick around we could use someone who posts more then one line every time :rolleyes:

i've scored one, but not from 50metres - mine had more of a comical value and was a slow crappy looping cross - whereas yours was just pretty skillful :) sehr gut im taking it you like madonna then?

I used CM03/04 stats and the Verter Converter to convert almost the entire (sans goalkeepers and a few others) QPR squad list I know noone here supports QPR and noone cares, but in the vague hope that someone might find it usefull, i thought i'd post them up - download the zip

Brown: Offense - 72 Defense - 57 Body Balance - 79 Stamina - 82 Top Speed - 75 Acceleration - 72 Response - 68 Agility - 77 Dribble Accuracy - 75 Dribble Speed - 72 Short Pass Accuracy - 71 Short Pass Speed - 69 Long Pass Accuracy - 74 Long Pass Speed - 75 Shot Accuracy - 69 Shot...

i converted the stats from CM03/04 for you I don't wanna hear any complaining this is what they gave me, edit them how you will edit: oh and this is in the wrong forum, if a modcould move it...... it'll be in the player creation forum Jackson: Offense - 69 Defense - 45 Body Balance -...

grey other team form arrows? red form arrows for your player! reduced opposing team reaction stats! maxed your players stats!!! ANYTHING - IM DESPERATE!!! just tell me the defenders werent that shit for no reason! (and i didnt actually mean 1* :) exageration - i was thinking maybe 3)