A Psychological Battle

[RCartledge]

Every Sunday night i have some friends round to okay on WE7fe with 2 people on each team. I have found that to win a game all you need to do is completly wind the opposition up. for example

1) The oppositiontakes a shot from an impossable angle that nobody can score from and misses. you simply reply with "That was a poor miss". Now thay are probably going to say something like it was imposible to score from there, you just reply with "That was still a poor miss" or "Why did you try and show off then"

2) You are the underdogs (ie, Real Madrid v Sunderland) and the game finishes a draw. You say "That was a morale victory on our behalf" and claim the victory

3) If it is getting into Loss Time and the opposition is on a break away. Hack them down from just out side the box (As dirty as you like) and when they complain that they were through, just reply with "That was a legitimate challange" and if you get that player sent off you can claim it to be "A Morale victory" drawing with 10 men and beeing the underdogs"

finally
4) Every so often take stupid shots from the half way line. If they miss reply with "Thats one for the stats" but if they go in every body will be bowing at your feet for the rest of the night.


If you do this over and over again. Your opposition will get so frustrated and annoyed and wound up they will start doing silly little errors that let you score that winning goal.


One more thing if you are not playing a 2 other teams are. pick on a team and choose to win them up becuase the next time you play them they will want to beat you and start pulling off desperate moves witch you should be able to counter.



Thats the end of my rambling. tell me what you think

 

[-=[101st]=-]

4) Every so often take stupid shots from the half way line. If they miss reply with "Thats one for the stats" but if they go in every body will be bowing at your feet for the rest of the night.

Number 4 is awesome... you forgot about messing around with ur defensive line with the ball... that one is great because the first thing your opposition do is over commit men forward... if u get the counter and you greatly increase your odds of winning...

 

[TDub]

A thing i do to wind up my mates is if you're winning and the time is low, walk the ball into the corner, right up to the flag, and see if they can tackle you without putting the ball out! they can't and you laugh lots ha ha ha ha

 

[RCartledge]

A thing i do to wind up my mates is if you're winning and the time is low, walk the ball into the corner, right up to the flag, and see if they can tackle you without putting the ball out! they can't and you laugh lots ha ha ha ha

Thats similar to what my team mate nearly always does. If were winning and loss time is around the corner he normaly does either a couple of things.

1) Goes on a rampage with the keeper (ie. dances around every player then shoots from just out side the box)

or

2) passes it to a defender and just stands at the cornet flag becuase when a defender from the opposite team comes to get hte ball, it's very hard not to knock the ball out of play for a goal kick. This goes on until the final whistle and realy winds the opposition up.


There another neat couple of 'wind ups' that you can do but i can't think of them at the moment

 

[Zygalski]

I play good and honest footie!

Probably wouldn't be that fun playing some of you evil so-and-so's.
Or I could just put on headphones and listen to music instead......

Talk to da hand mate! Cos your psychology won't work none!

 

[tomo1811]

my brothers m8 lives in nottingham he come down probs once a month and we both play him! pschology is a big factor, his claims that its goal keepers fault for every goal, spunrs you on to score better goals, but as you know its hard and wasting precious chances, By moaning at ever foul given youre aim is not to foul his bolke there for you let him get through to often!!

this thread so simple yet so right
cartledge

 

[Tim Howard II]

Wow, this is cool. Since I always cursor lock on GK, then the next time my brother try to take a long shot at me (especially to a short GK), and I saved it so easily, I can just say 'Don't insult my GK skills just because I'm 'Vertically Challenged', at least I can punch the ball away if I can't catch it.'