Flop Signing

[mutu]

most of the signs (all) are just plain queer

run boys run reminds me of forest gump

 

[Travis Bickle]

"Slide in your big tackle"

 

[BazHilder]

It must be Take The Apart - its stupid and spelt wrong.

I'd probably choose the celery one but I've never seen it.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Where is "Slide in your big tackle"!?

 

[asher b]

It's like the commentary. Poorly translated.

In japanesse it probably sounds good...

Who ate all the pies is funny but pointless. It would be quite funny if it had a picture of emile heskey in the background though.

The worst is hellow mum but i havent actually seen it.

 

[pelepele]

"save chip"

 

[Travis Bickle]

OK "slide in your big tackle" was made up, but the celery, celery celery is obviously celebrate, celebrate celebrate. Why don't they import real banners from around the grounds in the next game.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

But at the end of the day it says

Celery

Celery

Celery

That's good enough for me!

 

[LiamK]

Celery, Celery is a Chelsea song, normally sang at cup finals.

I was searched outside of Wembley before the '97 FA Cup Final to make sure I didn't have any celery on me and loads of the pubs in Fulham had 'No Celery' signs in the windows!

 

[mutu]

"Slide in your big tackle"

there's one for PES4

 

[LiamK]

I can't believe no-one's heard of the Celery song. Only Chelsea sing it (like we do with '10 men went to mow' too!) but it's a legendary chant.

I vote for 'We Love Dynamite Shooter'

 

[wr50l]

can you post the song then

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Only Chelsea sing it (like we do with '10 men went to mow' too!)

Aberdeen sing 10 men went to mow too!!

I want to hear the celery song!

 

[LiamK]

Celery, Celery
If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum
With a lump of celery
(repeat until bored)

The words aren't too great, just it's the fact that only Chelsea sing it, it's complete nonsense and it's sung while lots of Chelsea fans are throwing sticks of celery up in the air

 

[Lisbon67Seville03]

Celery, Celery
If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum
With a lump of celery
(repeat until bored)

The words aren't too great, just it's the fact that only Chelsea sing it, it's complete nonsense and it's sung while lots of Chelsea fans are throwing sticks of celery up in the air

that doesnt really explain why they sing it, or why they throw celery.

 

[That_was_not_a_foul!]

no, but it does say a lot about chelsea fans

 

[BazHilder]

Maybe celery's the equivalent of prawn sandwiches at the bridge.

 

[ChelseaDave]

i think it started at aston villa away a couple of years ago.

 

[Jasper]

the're all feeble and should be editable.

 

[LiamK]

i think it started at aston villa away a couple of years ago.

I don't know when and where it started exactly, but it's been around much longer than that.