The king of commentary

[CRISSGRAN]

Browsing my classic collection of games, I decided to pop on ISS Pro series for the PSone. Anybody out there remember th kegend that was Mark James? I say bring him back, where else can we get classic lines like "surely this is the greatest game i ha.. its 4 nil, brazil vs... oh the shot!" Or the classic "Scorchio" The guy was such a babbling idiot it made the game more playable just to hear what else he may come out with. All in all i'd like your nostalgic views on the PES series and your favourite little things about the classic games.

 

[john4]

i cant remmber which iss it was or which commentator but whn youd do a poor shot from like half way line hed say

"my grandmother could do better than that!!"
i think it was iss for the ps1,for some reason im thinking iss deluxe but im sur this is what i had for sega so cant be that.

 

[CRISSGRAN]

Yes my friend, that was iss pro and the mighty Mark James, he should be brough back for next gen titles as a comedy commentator. Where else can you hear "How did e miss!!"

 

[football4life]

AHHAHA i love that guy really funny LOL

 

[john4]

would be good if we could choose our commentators in the options menu,refresh the game from time to time,i dunno maybe have different commentators for cup games ect.and one for pure comedy.i get that bored of the commentating nowadays that after a week i always end up listening to my music instead.

 

[Dario Silva]

David Pleat just for when tottenham are being used he is hilarious when he is sayin chimbondas name he likes to pronounce it Shimbomba, also malbrank for malbranque JANUS for jenus,pleaty is what made the spurs uefa cup run so great lol

 

[CRISSGRAN]

Pleat's a wanker. He drones on and on and on a lot more that the other commentators ever do. The most random and extrodinary comments too... he talks like he knows how to be the perfect manager but every team he's managed has ended up in the grubber when he was in charge. (Grubber is a word my Grandad uses, think it means they were relegated or close to it lol)

 

[Mr Shhh]

Jack Charlton would be good, he would say things like "and thingamybob has given it to watshisname"
The grandmother one was one of the better insults tho.

 

[sb3557]

Jack Charlton would be good, he would say things like "and thingamybob has given it to watshisname"
The grandmother one was one of the better insults tho.

Jack Charlton also co-commentated on Sega Worldwide Soccer on the old Sega Saturn. I remember one of his classic lines which was "... I bet that player had his Weetabix this morning ...". Obviosly as he was on a high from doing those stupid Weetabix adverts.

Does anyone else remember this game or Charltons dodgy lines?

Anyway how about getting Paul Gascoigne to commentate. I still remember him "trying to commentate" during ITV's World Cup coverage.

 

[CRISSGRAN]

Archie MacPherson, classic Scottish commentator. He's great cos he always gets their names mixed up and he's quite clearly a very biased Rangers fan. One of his classic lines when someone hits a shot is "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!" and he always says stuff like "It's David Weir now" when quite clearly its Ugo Ehiogu. The best thing to do would be to have one of those old posh commentators from the black and white era, like the ones in all those old informational films they used to have or Mr Chumley Warner in Harry Enfield and Chums.