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The Real Name and Shame

Ziss

The Three Amigos
I know threads have been done on "Quitters", so hopefully one hasn't been done on this....people who slide about the pitch for 90 minutes and still manage to beat you. Mainly when you're through on goal. This irritates the shit out of me, sniff sniff that would explain the smell :p. This is a no win situation for us proper PES players!

The final straw was when I lost 2-0 to ZIMZUM 1ER yesterday. He goes 1-0 up with about 25 mins to go, and suprise suprise he lunges in at every player that touches the ball. So obviousley I can't get in a goalscoring opportunity then WHAMMO 2-0...OUCHIE. Then in injury time, basically the last attatck of the game, Shevchenko is through on goal (even if I'd scored he still would have won) but he hacks me down which goes unpunished (no card).

The point of this thread is to name these talentless tossers. The quitters don't bother me as much anymore, as Konami have sorted this (although I lost my connection at 1-0 up the other day :eek: ).

Hopefully I'm not the only whinging git out there :D
 

Lami

#1 Stunner
Sorry mate but, this can't be an excuse. Yes he keeps hackin you around but what does that have to do with losing? You can still be smart enough and use your "talent" to beat him.
 

Ziss

The Three Amigos
Lami said:
Sorry mate but, this can't be an excuse. Yes he keeps hackin you around but what does that have to do with losing? You can still be smart enough and use your "talent" to beat him.

There's using your "talent" then there is getting out of your own half to use your "talent"
 

jamez

Calcio Agriculturus
Why don't you offer this guy a replay, but this time select one of the more card-happy referees. Hopefully his lunge-heavy tactics will be punished, and you can stroll to victory via the beautiful game. :)
 

Ziss

The Three Amigos
jamez said:
Why don't you offer this guy a replay, but this time select one of the more card-happy referees. Hopefully his lunge-heavy tactics will be punished, and you can stroll to victory via the beautiful game. :)

Didn't think you could choose the ref online? The thing is if he had one or two players sent off he'd either quit or just fuck about with the goalie, which I see as pointless. I don't want to sit around for 10 minutes watching him try nutmeg his own defenders.
 

Lami

#1 Stunner
Well then as Zyg said, don't play him. I don't think theres much of his likes out there though. I use tackles myself. But not as much as the dude your talking about. My tackles rarely end up a foul. But if its a close game and your about to have a 1-1 and my player is tracing you, then the only thing i can say is "sorry mate!" :D
 

Ziss

The Three Amigos
I know if you press the black button (or R2) your player will try ride the tackle but when there's a player straight after, no chance in hell. I've played a fair few players like this, usually when I'm on a winning streak.
 

Ziss

The Three Amigos
Pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivers, David, Darren and Daisy. They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally. But Daisy feel so bad about having sex with both David and Darren, she kills herself. Sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes its course. After a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they are doing........... so they bury here. :p :p :p
 

Zygalski

Administrator
Not sure what that last post about the cruise ship was about.....
but you can't select the ref for online matches.
 

kallum

Tethlon.
My dad always plays this 'hacking down' game...It can get annoying but i wup him many times by simply playing a through-ball game.
 

Zygalski

Administrator
There are quite a few dribble moves that could help you get past the defenders. Use the fakes and the tricks and make him slide the wrong way and you should be able to get to goal without too much difficulty.

Does an online match get called off after a certain number of red cards?
 

Lami

#1 Stunner
That i never tried. How about we try that Zyg? i'll keep hackin you till you don't sweat no more :D
 
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