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Elite membership etc blah blah

Sminky

Sminky

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Illuminate me please if you will, how do you become a PESgaming Elite? Initially I thought it must be based on number of posts and your reputation but I recall seeing an elite member who did not conform to that.

So, how do you become an elitist?

Do you prod the local chavs outside of your local shop or town centre with a selection of twigs and sticks Whilst shouting "Yeah I'm from PESGaming take that! What? PESGaming?! You know, on the internet ... its about PES ... Pro Evolution Soccer? No not FIFA ... Forget it ... can I have my stick back please"

Do you raise an army of blackbirds to create one giant Blackbird (schematics in progress) on which to fly abroad thus negating the need of a passport?

Do you create 50 accounts (41 and counting - deadpan) and constantly award yourself reputation on a thread where on a previous account you commended yourself for saying "Well I don't know about you, but I can't wait for the Chelsea addition of PES where the AI spanks you every game until they sack all their backstaff and they plummet down the table".

Do you private message all the mods and commend them on their sartorial elegance and offer them round for dinner? "I'm afraid its pot noodle, but its the bombay bad boy, its passable as food I'm told"

If its not one of them then I'm fresh out of ideas .... or soon to be banned

EDIT: Seriously? This thread was approved?
 
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Phatmann

Phatmann

HGW XX/7
To become Elite, you have to pay. A lot of people who are Elite nowadays took advantage of a £5 for Elite membership for 15 years deal which is no longer available. To view which options are available go to User CP -> Miscellaneous -> Paid Subscriptions.
 
Sminky

Sminky

Registered User
Phatmann said:
To become Elite, you have to pay. A lot of people who are Elite nowadays took advantage of a £5 for Elite membership for 15 years deal which is no longer available. To view which options are available go to User CP -> Miscellaneous -> Paid Subscriptions.
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Ah, what a wonderfully succinct - but ultimately disappointing outcome. I feel my pointless ramblings have been somewhat pointless. I assume said subs help keep the website running?
 
Phatmann

Phatmann

HGW XX/7
I guess so but have no real idea as it all goes to the owner, Matt Holme, who rarely visits the forums.
 
Sminky

Sminky

Registered User
fick said:
That is still an option ;)
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Hmmm, what about the pot noodle?

I've paid my subs in the small hope that such monies will be put back into this rather excellent website ... rather than the coffers of Mr Holme's local pub!

How naive I am.
 
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