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I would like it when you win the Master League there is a credits sequence ala Soccer AM last season with the Terry and June theme music, where Vornander, Espimas, Kelsen and co. pulling funny poses. I'll get my coat.

Let's hope to God with a name like that. Otherwise PESInsight is going all "There's Something About Miriam" on us. Nice to see females around the forum. They come in handy for cooking and cleaning and the like.

What about an "Arsehole" rating? Players like Roy Keane and Neil Lennon. Whenever they get the ball they get booed and refs are more likely to book them. That would rock!!

Bullies only do what they do because they have no real friends. Shite. People who get bullied don't have any friends. ahem . . . . I'm away to make a sandwich.

Aberdeen sing 10 men went to mow too!! I want to hear the celery song!

There's not enough Sparta Pargue-bashing goin' on here. They are dire.

I'm using the PESGoal option file, and Shensuke Nakamura (Japan) is superb. His crosses are unbelievably accurate and with Andrea Caracciolo (Brescia) on the end of them, winning's never been so easy!

But at the end of the day it says Celery Celery Celery That's good enough for me!

What annoys me is that both teams never switch places between first and second division. I think it's happened once in all 3 PES games I've had. And I've played a lot of Master Leagues. The layout of the ML is shit. Four top divisions but only one second!? Rubbish.

Have you donloaded the patch? It makes a HUGE difference. Much more players and more accurate stats.

Where is "Slide in your big tackle"!?

I managed to (ludicrously) swap Kelsen for Kiraly, and that's the only 'keeper change I've seen.

I've won the whole lot apart from the "UEFA" cup because I've never qualified for it. I hate how you play Fulham in the first round of the Div. 2 cup EVERY time, though!

I'm on PC. I love it!!

Imagine rolling subs in football (which, may I add, FIFA has seriously suggested), it would be terrible. The time wasting from the likes of, not naming any names, but, Portuguese teams would be ridiculous.

http://forum.pesinsight.com/showthread.php?t=7715 Yes, yes I have.

The worst thing about it is, it's spelt "Hellow Mum"! I've never seen "Spank them hard" or "Break their nuts"! Are you sure about them!?

Rangers are testicles agreed. Are we talkin' about PES here . . . :D I think Sporting and Spartak are just horrible, but Sparta Praha are the shittest for me. No pace, aerial ability, passing. Just dire.

I've actually broken my bed because of PES3. I was in a cup final and it was 2-1 in the final minute. And do you ever get that feeling when the computer is hell-bent on scoring and you are powerless? Well I got that feeling. Then the ref gave a pen after Valeny's perfectly good tackle. I hit...