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A few possible lines of commentary for PES3

jamez

jamez

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Does anyone remember an old Alan Partridge show where he did a round up of some of the great goals of USA94?

Screams of 'Eat my goal', 'Strike-errr' 'Sh****t' and tw***t' as the goals flew in.

Amused me anyway.
 
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rebusrahman

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Yeah! Absolute classic... although I didn't actually realise they were from USA '94. I just thought they were some nondescript goals from some half-baked tournament or rather... oh yeah! they were!
 
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larsson

Administrator
Have u ever played NHL 2003 from E* S**** on the PC, the commentary is fantastic, there is always a competition between the 2 commentators who makes the best joke when you miss a good chance or make a bad foul. For example for a huge bodycheck: He sent him into another universe.
 
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rebusrahman

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I've played previous incarnations of it and the commentary is excellent. Same with Madden. That's what they excel at... presentation. But you have to remember that US commentators are much more entertainers than their UK counterparts. They naturally lend themselves to maikng "fake" commentary as it is essentially acting. Dear old Trev wasn't that good (although the script was appalling!)
 
Zygalski

Zygalski

Administrator
They are both good in different ways.
Peter sounds official and real.
Chris is more of a hippy commentator!
Some of his lines are all-time classics which won't be forgotten.
 
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flore

Registered User
saying player names as they are takin a shot

I think that when a player shoots the comentator should say that players name like in iss3 or actual soccer on playstation 1.This really adds to the excitment of the game.I also think that when a player misses a sitter or looses possesion the comentator should be more dissapointed and not try to be so funny and glib.Also as in any art form timing is everything.:D
 
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TUCK

New Member
I remember that ISS 1 on the SNES had a long "GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"shout, it should come back really
 
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MONTERO

New Member
Hy evrybody.
Sorry for my question but nobody talk about the national team.
How many national team will be in PES 3?
THANK YOU EVERYBODY
MONTERO
 
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Craiiig David

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RETOUR!!!!!! how about when Heskey gets on the ball the commentator says, " on the ball the shitest forward in the world ever and the biggest waste of 11 million ever," the camera then pans out and you see the commentator pick up a sniper rifle and shoot Heskey!!! That would be proper Bo i tell thee!!!! I hate Emile Heskey his head is about the size of a mini-van!!!
BO SELECTA!!!!!!!111
 
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earlybird

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The commentary on NBA Street 2 is absolutely spot-on. Something like that would be ideal.

It doesn't have to tell us everything that happens in the game, you only get that on radio commentary. If you listen to TV commentary they just babble on about the crowd, the locals, what Zidane did last week when he nipped out for a paper etc. etc.

Ron Atkinson would be a good addition though, with his lollipops, amusement parks and reducers.
 
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rebusrahman

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Although big Ron is a bit of a penis, I do think he would add some comedy to the proceedings. Cos then if the commentary made no sense it would be just like real life.
 
jamez

jamez

Calcio Agriculturus
The proof is in the pudding...............and in this case, the pudding is a football.................

..............BOOM! Eat my goal! The goalie has football pie all over his shirt!
 
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STOBZILLA

Registered User
yes...yes....yes....yes....yes YES YES!!!!!!! GOAL!....that....was a goal.

STRRRRRRIKER, Eat my goal, o and another!!!!!
 
jamez

jamez

Calcio Agriculturus
Lets get a petition to Konami to sign Jonathan Pearce as PES3 commentator. I think he would be brilliant (perhaps not with Pat Nevin for analysis in a channel 5 style).

Failing that what about Five Live's Stuart Hall. Imagine commentary like 'Henry elegantly bursts past the defender like a gazelle darting across the african plains'.
 
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Craiiig David

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What the fuck!!!! Check this shit i'm micheal Jackson and i' wanna do the commentary.
"Heskey on the ball, look at that bastard head, that is one Motherfuckin fraggle rock cindy lauper big bastard head, ooohhhhhh!!! SHAMON!!!
Or MEL B
"SCARY,SCARY!!! Just look at Luke Chadwick's face, now that's fookin scary, oooooohhhhh, YE BASTARD :eek: :eek:
Or Craiig David, REWIND!!!!! Craaaiiig David!!!! ooohh!!!Kez look at that Van Nistlerooy, that is one bastard big head, oh, yes!! he's been in a few bike accidents i tell thee!!!!
Or David Blaine, aahh, lately people have been saying that football does'nt mean anything to me but lately it has become my balls, the balls that i shove into a ladies mouth while she is pleasuring me. SHAZAM!!! Jean-Claude-Van-SHAZAM!!!
 
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