Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

[Miggy]

Dear lord, that game 2 nights ago on Sub base when I was on the other team and I had no idea how to play it. I ended up killing 3 people including Div, bumping your flag, no ammo or time to reload, a fucking Stinger as my secondary and returned it to my base only for it to say "Please Wait" because that bastard Delboy had bumped our flag. I tried it again but only got halfway and decided to never again try stealing the flag.

Yeah, it's always better to be on Fab's and Delboy's team.

You're very Scottish, 50! You should go on your mic more. I shat myself when I heard your accent. Thought I was going to get shanked.

 

[Fab]

Miggy was hilarious with that flag the other day, just back and forth picking up their flag and scoring. If I didnt know better, I would say he was using an invisibility perk.

I am just waiting for Team Tactical to be included. This was all we played on COD4 - I just can't see why it's not included. They made the same mistake on WAW as well, then they included it after.

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Will add a few more of you today, so expect it. I want to see Miguel running around like a knob and hear him spewing Cockney Spanish all over the place.

Will be online this evening from about 6pm onwards. Fancy a bit of a marathon session, so hopefully see people online.

I also won my first multiplayer deathmatch game (as in, top scored from amongst everyone). Got a care package which was a Pavelow. There's something particularly satisfying about racking up kills whilst all I was doing was smoking a cigarette and watching "+100" flash up every so often.

 

[Miggy]

I've got fuck all to do today so I'll probably go on now. Bank holiday Monday and Tuesday over here so I shall be up late tonight. Need to rank up.

 

[Badgerman]

:faceplm:

 

[The Messiah]

Shirley that's better than Mike's Nigerian internet connection?

 

[Badgerman]

When it was really struggling last night I managed to clock a download speed of 0.03 Mb. It took 25 minutes to load the speed test, which might have been a hint.

Now my Sky has stopped working so I'm wondering if there is a voodoo gypsy curse on the house as it's all a bit too convenient.

 

[Dale C.]

Fucking care packages.

I call one in on skidrow (a Stealth bomber, again) and it lands on the fucking fire escape.

I'm just not meant to get a stealth bomber am I?? :no:

 

[Joel]

I really need to try capture the flag. Seems like a lot of fun.

My cousin is playing the game right now. The good thing about him is that he's probably at the same skill level as me, so I don't have to worry about my stats taking a big hit.

 

[Foxhound]

:faceplm:

Mine is,

For this reason, I have to play online at midnight because everybody at home will be asleep by then. Sometimes, I experience some lag, but most of the time, there was none.

I can't use speedtest because the nearest server is in Singapore, so the ping time will be inaccurate.

 

[Miggy]

Had a team death match earlier, Guillermo was there, and I got the last kill. Easiest kill of my life, the guy just walked past me and straight into my line of fire. He must have seen me because he came from behind me. Made me lol.

 

[Original?]

...and that's as good as I can get, I have a surprisingly high upload speed considering my download speed. I think this is why I quite often get picked to host on CoD, but when I host my connection goes awful.

 

[Miggy]

Still dodgy as fuck when it comes to using my PS3.

 

[Dale C.]

:faceplm:

:shocking:

Wow.

 

[Badgerman]

I changed my BT 2.0 router for the old one and this was the result



BT :faceplm:

What an utter ballache. I'm paying for 8 Mb as well...

edit: Also I've apparently moved 50 miles closer to Birmingham somehow.

 

[Dan]

I was only on for a few games last night, but I seem to remember the DanCustard experience ft. Phatmann beating Andy and Mig in a few games. :dundons:

Nothing to do with our other team-mates, no sir.



Muh. Someone else is using a laptop downstairs too, so that might be a cause? I dunno. I always switch to wired when I play online anyway and have never had a problem with lag or disconnections.

 

[Original?]

...and that's as good as I can get, I have a surprisingly high upload speed considering my download speed. I think this is why I quite often get picked to host on CoD, but when I host my connection goes awful.

Just swapped my router around so that it's plugged directly into the BT test socket... it's still fucking wank:

Nottingham to Birmingham:


Nottingham to London:


No fucking wonder my connection is so rubbish against foreigners... can't even connect to Londoners without an horrendous ping. Even against West Europeans my ping will reach the intoxicating heights of 200. I wish I could get cabled broadband.

 

[50!]

Yeah, it's always better to be on Fab's and Delboy's team.

You're very Scottish, 50! You should go on your mic more. I shat myself when I heard your accent. Thought I was going to get shanked.

I couldn't hear a word anyone else was saying through it so I just left it, probably for the best anyway.

 

[Badgerman]

Just swapped my router around so that it's plugged directly into the BT test socket... it's still fucking wank:

Nottingham to Birmingham:


Nottingham to London:


No fucking wonder my connection is so rubbish against foreigners... can't even connect to Londoners without an horrendous ping. Even against West Europeans my ping will reach the intoxicating heights of 200. I wish I could get cabled broadband.

This is the reason behind your shots not registering then.

It's as if you're a sniper with narcolepsy. You inform your internet connection that you would like to shoot someone in the head, the router thinks it through for a good few minutes before giving you the answer at the end of the game.

 

[Original?]

This is the reason behind your shots not registering then.

It's as if you're a sniper with narcolepsy. You inform your internet connection that you would like to shoot someone in the head, the router thinks it through for a good few minutes before giving you the answer at the end of the game.

Yeah, I know. It rather ruins the game for me and there's nothing I can do about it, I might just get rid of my PS3 again. I don't see the point if I can't play online, it's increasingly becoming purely frustrating.