Cheryl!

[hitmanuk2k]

mmmm, as if nifty's ego needed to get any bigger....

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Biomedical Science eh?

Does that mean finding out whether Daz is better than Bold and the like?

As a footnote, have you ever seen Freddie Ljungberg's taste in clothes!? Freddie/Hannah, whatever!

 

[mutu]

Biomedical Science eh?

Does that mean finding out whether Daz is better than Bold and the like?

we only want a picture if its not gonna scare us

if you look like this you can stick your picture

 

[cheryl]

Since when has Medical involved washing powder! or were u continuing the women should wash and clean joke!

i might scare u a lot, i mean it dont sound like u see many females!!!

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Nifty1pound fifty, everyone thinks your great! and that i should go out with you, i dont quite understand how that would work, but hey, they are strange guys!!!

Bitch, please! I wouldn't pick you if you had an affro.

Speaking of picks - which we weren't, but anywho - yes, I will go out with thee. The reason they all think I'm great is due to the wonderful extravagance the human mind possesses - it's ability at performing this act is second-to-none. It's called sarcasm.

I'm a cheap, Polish immigrant's son, who looks like a monkey, but smells like a zebra. Yes, I'm referring to a zebra. And it's pronounced zeebra, not zeb-rahhhhhhh, because it's not a fuckin' lion's roar.

So yeah, I wouldn't pick you if you had an affro. Though you need to at least tell me who "they" are. You can't tell me people are playing cupid and then not tell me who cupid is. That's like telling a guy someone's trying to set him up with someone, but not telling him who the person setting him up with someone is. Ridiculous.

 

[mutu]

yup....thats nifty


got msn cheryl ? ill gladly show you my girlfriend then you can show me a pic of you we'll decide who's nicer with a good ol fashioned referendum - or some crap like that

 

[Zygalski]

Wow, mutu's got a gf. You learn something new every day.

 

[mutu]

you can tell by his tone he's disappointed

(and i told you ages ago in that relations thread)

 

[Zygalski]

Wot? Why would I be disappointed??
I'm happy for ya mate.

BTW, I didn't memorise the relationships thread

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

then you can show me a pic of you

C'mon now Mutu, you know the rules.

Taken from The Official-ish Rule-scrap-paper (there was no book available, they all had this strange "story" stuff in them), circa 1999, repr. 2017:

47.

(ii) If one does behold a photographic image of oneself then one is to post it on a public thread, in cohesion with rule 47 (iv).

47.

(iv) If one is deemed not to have posted one's photographic image of oneself then the necessary punishment will be conjured and then enforced. "Not to have posted" includes, but is not limited to, the posting of aforementioned photographic image to singular members of this forum.

I'm sorry Mutu, but rules are rules!

Cheryl, post-eth thy picture in this thread, or suffer the consequences. Meep.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

I avoid girlfriends and focus on being a male slut, basically. I like to spread myself around.

And oh yes I was continuing the women should wash and clean "debate".

(Like there's anything to argue about )

I say yay for a photo!!

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Cheryl sent me her picture today, and, in compliance with the rules, I am forwarding it to this thread:

Ever since she got onto the crack, Cheryl's TV career has plumetted downhill

 

[Zygalski]

it's like looking at a weird mutatation somewhere between bart and lisa.

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

With a giraffe's neck, and a Nifty tendancy to drugs.

 

[cheryl]

Yes well im over the moon with the likness of me, its spot on! if only u lot could c the real thing!

But i dont take drugs!!!

 

[hitmanuk2k]

since when do you live in bishop auckland...

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Since she tried reading the map.

*insert joke-alert drums here*

 

[cheryl]

well i didnt want 2 expose my exact location, they might come and find me!

 

[mutu]

....... yes

we do that here

surely seen as you know Gav, P etc you live in the same area they do?

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Mutu, you're hardly one to "bang" on about locations. The Bush of the Shepherd?

I mean, I thought Crouch End was bad.

God, I've lost my wittiness. I've searched too deep for meaning. Why did this happen to me? No. Nooo. Longer noooooooo. Even longer yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Aha.