We have just heard a radio broadcast which is believed to be the voice of Bin Laden. It is supposed that he is an Arsenal fan, and so his link with the Gunners....(yes, not the other gunners) is not a surprising one...he had this to say.
"Dear Euro2004 reps, fans, and fellow gooners, I hope all is well, and you guys are having a kick ass tournament, i'm sorry i cant be there in person, as the risk is too great of being caught, but that I'm there in spirit. We have kidnapped the Swiss manager, Jackass, because well...his name says it all. Anyways, we'll release him after the tournament, for now, use the same tactics that were used in the last match. Oh..btw he is unable to speak to you at this moment in time, as he's a little pre-occupied, but I'll try and get him to comment soon, we've even given him a wide screen tv with surround sound speakers and sub woofer to follow the tournament in style....well we made it out of left over missle parts and other bits of US techno weapon stuff...but its all good!!"
Anyways, love and peace you guys there in Europe, and we hope you enjoy the games.......(COME ON ENGERRRRRLAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!) he he......"