Favourite commentary lines

[glennbunyan]

most annoying has got to be "its only a matter of time before the score!"

 

[LiamK]

Sorry to bring this back up, but I just heard my favourite now!

After conceding a late goal to make the score 2-1 and thrown away my early lead against Inter Milan. The commentators says this...

"Juventus have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory!"

 

[-=[101st]=-]

1."looks like both teams are feeling each other out" (Brooking)
2."They can get the cigars out now!" (Brookiing)
3. "I could feel that tackle up here. (Brackley).

There's a good explanation for the first two....they were filming gay porn in the commentary box and their notes got mixed up!!

I think you are probably right... does anyone else remeber that orgasmic souns that one of them made??? it was so wrong.... the first time i heard it i conceeded a goal thru laughter... they could have been having an orgy in commentary box... nobody would know...

 

[MazzaDon]

Deffo Trevor Brooking. It's the noise he makes as part of his induction to become part of the FA.

FA are c@*£ s**%£ing b@st@rds!!!