FUNNIEST PES moments..?

[proevofan88]

I thought Id start a thread where people can post their funniest moments. Please dont confuse it with your most memorable moments unless that is the funniest.

Thanks.

My moment happened with a couple of friends. They played a game between one another. I cannot remember the teams correctly. They basically almost fought. One of my friends scored and he likes to do this celebrations where he goes up to the person he plays against and acts like hes 'jerking #off' on his face. Or like peeing on him ( lol weird I know ).

The other friend flipped. He got up and in his face:

Friend1: Ill beat the FU#% out of you, you do that again!

Friend2: You aint gonna do sh#%. Go ahead and try.

Friend1: I dont wanna fight in another persons house but you do that again and Ill fuc#%^$ knock you out. Dont be playing like that with me!

Friend2: You need to calm da fu#% down before I dont set you straight. Dont fu#% with me like that dude.

( obviously I dont remember it word for word but its very close to that hehe )

This all happened in about 20 seconds and I broke it up. They have been friends since. This was last year.

 

[ieyan]

my moments was playing with my big brothers..it's cup final we both playing liverpool against chelsea..we were down 1-0 and last chance for equalise i was in free space i scream at him to pass me but he didn't and we lose the match and i slap him in the face but we all good now..:lmao:

 

[turnburger]

on the old pes 3 me n my mate were on the same team he had the ball must of played a one two pass with the goalie cus he carried on running up the pitch with the keeper i shouted at him 2 change player he didn't so i took the ball all the way down the wing with the RB put in a cross and my mate somehow got on the end of it and scored a crakin header with the keeper. it was fukin hilarious we still bring it up in conversations today

 

[Baddar]

Pretending to wank off in your mates face is slightly gay, so I'm not surprised he took offence.

 

[Mullet Taylor]

mind i was in a 2 v 2 with pals. anytime one of us took a shite shot the opposite team would be giving it " weyyyyy "
then my mate who was in the other team took a long shot, this was really far out and the player side footed it aswel. his cousin who was in my team was like " weyyyy" as the ball was midflight, and guess where it landed ? top corner haha. other team ripped the cunt right outta him, wayyyyy

another time we were having a tourny. my mate goes 1 nil up just before the end of the 1st half. for the entire of the 2nd half he just passed it about his back 5. talk about akward atmosphere when it ended 1 nil to him

 

[marcgiu]

I thought Id start a thread where people can post their funniest moments. Please dont confuse it with your most memorable moments unless that is the funniest.

Thanks.

My moment happened with a couple of friends. They played a game between one another. I cannot remember the teams correctly. They basically almost fought. One of my friends scored and he likes to do this celebrations where he goes up to the person he plays against and acts like hes 'jerking #off' on his face. Or like peeing on him ( lol weird I know ).

The other friend flipped. He got up and in his face:

Friend1: Ill beat the FU#% out of you, you do that again!

Friend2: You aint gonna do sh#%. Go ahead and try.

Friend1: I dont wanna fight in another persons house but you do that again and Ill fuc#%^$ knock you out. Dont be playing like that with me!

Friend2: You need to calm da fu#% down before I dont set you straight. Dont fu#% with me like that dude.

( obviously I dont remember it word for word but its very close to that hehe )

This all happened in about 20 seconds and I broke it up. They have been friends since. This was last year.

PES 08,09 and 10

 

[CryingGallas]

I don't know my funniest moment but, my best moment was losing at home to Inter Milan 3-1 in the Champions League and then going to Inter and beating them 3-0! Whaaaat!

 

[thearsenal]

Funniest and best moment for me was on Pes 6 on the PS2. I was playing online against a guy ranked about 20th in the world and beat him with Saudi Arabia and he was Brazil.

My log in name for Pes 6 online was 'The dream shatterer', and I was secure in the knowledge that I shattered his Pes dreams that night. Wonder if he still plays?

 

[dan80]

i remeber having a tourlament at my house with about 4 of us and my mate won it and this other boy turned the ps2 off so it didnt resister and we wanted to get the pes points for the shop and he runied it that wa pes 4 and he was about 3 years younger and now i havent seen him in about 5 years

 

[Mr Darkstar]

My funniest moment/moments would be playing from about 10pm till about 7 am in the morning with my friend on pes 6 xbox 360 online, we played for so long our parents were wakign up getting ready for work and we were still up playing.

Well that night in the endless amount of matches we played i won every single one and we were some strange and wonderfull teams. I even scored from about 40yards and i was hungary and he was portugal! hah Fun times.

 

[proevofan88]

Pretending to wank off in your mates face is slightly gay, so I'm not surprised he took offence.

Yes LOL that is why I laughed so hard cuz the friend that had it done to him just had a INSTANT reaction when he saw that. Man priceless moments.

i remeber having a tourlament at my house with about 4 of us and my mate won it and this other boy turned the ps2 off so it didnt resister and we wanted to get the pes points for the shop and he runied it that wa pes 4 and he was about 3 years younger and now i havent seen him in about 5 years

I hope your other buddies didn't do anything to him because of the PES points? hehe

LOL so far you guys have funny ones....good stuff. I also like the one where the guy kept passing to his back 5 the whole time hehe.

 

[The Liverpool Way]

My funniest momment on PES was in PES6.

Me and my cousin where playing PES6 together on PS2 and I took a shot with Gerrard and guess what? I scored, but I didn't count.....No offside, no foul, nothing..... Instead, the keeper decided to pick up the ball from in the net and continue playing....
I was f**kin mad!! How did it not count???

That was the only real problem with PES6 though, because it was such an amazing game. I think there was some wierd glitch that happened.
My cousin was laughing his head off!

OK, so not so funny for me....But for my cousin and you lads reading, its probably bery amusing lol..

 

[Sho]

PES3, was playing with mate and every single goal i scored was by headers, i think the match ended 4-4.

 

[StringerBell]

Beating my brother with Marseille specifically with Bakari Kone. My little brother had Liverpool down to a science in 09 I swear I could not beat him. Ever since the 08 days he used to joke around and say every time I would start Kone it would mean I would lose the match. Well it's 0-0 85 min wonderful pass from Lucho sets up Kone in the box the shot takes a deflection of Skrtel GOAL game over the curse of Kone is done and his 25 game win streak ends. We played again and he beat me but dammit I proved my point!

 

[Neox9114]

I was playing this kid who said was amazing at PES 2009 and I held him the whole game and then I scored an insane header on him and me and my friend where going bannanas and then I see the referee saying it was offsides, I was so pissed but It was funny how we got dissed by the game

 

[dan80]

oh yeah and also playing pes 4 or 5 and i was 1-0 down to my mate and i equalised late on in the game and i start celbrating and then it shows the lineman with his flag up im like NOO

 

[proevofan88]

PES3, was playing with mate and every single goal i scored was by headers, i think the match ended 4-4.

Come to think of it...ive had a similar situation.

I won a game 3-1 and all three goals were headers from corner kicks.

I was croatia and my friend was mexico hehe. Mexicans are relatively short so I was making fun of him cuz of that. Hes mexican, too.

Beating my brother with Marseille specifically with Bakari Kone. My little brother had Liverpool down to a science in 09 I swear I could not beat him. Ever since the 08 days he used to joke around and say every time I would start Kone it would mean I would lose the match. Well it's 0-0 85 min wonderful pass from Lucho sets up Kone in the box the shot takes a deflection of Skrtel GOAL game over the curse of Kone is done and his 25 game win streak ends. We played again and he beat me but dammit I proved my point!

25 game win streak lol? Is he THAT good or are you just not very good?

 

[RN50]

Me and my mate playing on pro4 i think or maybe even 3, we play for money so its normally £1 a game which keeps doubling so 1,2,4,8 ect. ended up winning almost £185 off him

The funny thing was i never played Pro before that day and i was visiting him at uni when suddenly this amazing game appears. Never touched Fifa from that day.

Of course he never actually gave me £185 but he did end up buying me a Sound system and Zippo Lighter from America for free which probably cost him more than giving me the cash straight up.

Pro has earned me alot of money, even won £20 over the w/e lol.

 

[Winger]

Scoring a hat-trick with David Bellion against a mate, either in PES 4 or PES 5. I had to play Bellion (as a striker) as all of the other forwards had full down arrows. And we (few friends) all thought I was done for with the weaker team I had to field; I was Manchester United, my mate was Chelsea. But Bellion ran the show, he was pulling of Ronaldinho dribbles with Solskjaer finishing, as my mate was left bewildered after checking his stats were not altered!

I granted him a rematch and no one minded (was meant to be winner stays on) as it was such an entertaining clash. And in the return fixture my mate came up trumps due to Glen Johnson coming off the bench to score a cracking goal, and set up another. He also rattled the crossbar with another effort. He terrorised my defence!

We never repeated that feat. It was the single solitary day of the average squad players!

 

[twisteddeeds]

one of my funniest was when i was playing pro evo 3 on the machines in HMV.. i went in the morning stayed all day lol... i was playing 2 player against anyone who fancied a game...

lol got so bad that they threatened to boot me out