GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

[Jonno394]

I fear the internet may die of cancer/sars/aids in just over 40 minutes time.

Last minute wishlist:

kids
animals
zoos
bikes/blades/skateboards
hostage taking
rape
kidnappings
proper co-op where you can get in different cars if you want and there is a splitscreen(when you get far enough apart from each other)

 

[BarnDoor]

and hopefully sex with animals and kids
Loads of tramps who actually mug you, gang beat you and when you die they pickpocket you
more gang members
More sex with kids
Proper empire building
Being able to commit sodomy in a busy street with coppers passing by and not giving a shit
Paedophilia
Necrophilia
If its in London lets have a tube train and some hooligans steaming in as you chain gun the cunts
Did i mention sex with kids?

 

[Jonno394]

Oh and don't forget

'You betta givme some of yo cash'

as well as sex with kids

 

[CaptainCabinet]

Barn, what is your stance on having sex with kids in the new GTA?

 

[Dan]

Them gay builders from the third need to make a return. "Young man!"

 

[Jonno394]

Barn, what is your stance on having sex with kids in the new GTA?

his stance is something like this

or maybe this

 

[BarnDoor]

Oh and don't forget

'You betta givme some of yo cash'

as well as sex with kids

Yes indeed. I dream of kicking tramps to death like in the warriors. Or even nailing one alive to railway lines? That would be sick but funny especially if you could gangrape him as he is about to run over by a locomotive.

Or maybe make two fight to the death for a bottle of whiskey and when one comes to get his gift you smash it into his face and set him alite?

I'm off to masturbate

 

[Jonno394]

Yes indeed. I dream of kicking tramps to death like in the warriors. Or even nailing one alive to railway lines? That would be sick but funny especially if you gangrape him as he is about to run over by a locomotive

pull out and shoot your load just as he's crushed/ripped apart?

 

[Haribo]

Them gay builders from the third need to make a return. "Young man!"

"You can sail the seven seas"

 

[Cookie]

just think, after we watch the trailer, its still 6 months before the game comes out.

 

[Jonno394]

just think, after we watch the trailer, its still 6 months before the game comes out.

yeah; and i've still gotta decide whether to buy a 360 or a ps3.

I'm heavily leaning towards the former purely for the price, the games and the better online support/marketplace. Castlevania SOTN ftw!

 

[BarnDoor]

Castlevania sucks dick, I'd rather rape men in GTAIV instead. Yes, I have hopes for gay sex.

 

[Dan]

There's apparently going to be exclusive downloadable content for the 360 version. *_* also, if it has online multi-player, X-Box Live is the place to be.

 

[Jonno394]

you gonna get a fucking ps3 for tomorrow or what you fucking vag belch!

There's apparently going to be exclusive downloadable content for the 360 version. *_* also, if it has online multi-player, X-Box Live is the place to be.

there is exclusive dl content for both versions.

 

[Dan]

The site is dead already. -__-

 

[BarnDoor]

Shit.....erm......KKK lynchings, anal battery, beating up the elderly, forcing yourself on ethnic minorities, rent boys, cutting throats and doing wounds, space travel, slavery, child prostitution, black panters......I can't think of anything else.

Oh and sex with kids.

 

[Dan]

It just asked for my DOB!



and then it timed out.

 

[Haribo]

1 minute warning children.

 

[Cookie]

by timed out, you mean it battered you unconcious, through you in the back of its van, and sodomised you quite thoroughly

 

[Dan]

No. Shitty firefox doesn't give her chance to load.