GTA IV Official Thread - not that it needs one now there is an entire section

[McGregor]

Is there shops where you can buy things from, like drugs, cigs, booze...etc

just wondering cos on the game box, it says the game contains drugs references.

I think the fact that a few missions in Little Jacob is smoking ganja is enough to deem the statement 'contains drugs references'.

 

[Danvid]

ur just pissed cuase urs still dont work asshole

 

[Miggy]

Your just pissed because yours still doesn't work arsehole

You know this how?

Fuck it, good bye.

 

[Dave!]

Mig, what type of game was that i joined online earlier on? I didn't have a clue what was going on, i just kept getting mowed down by Andy in his car.

 

[Bež]

This is without doubt the greatest game ever. Its just fucking incredible. Highlights so far include going out of the windscreen, and those guys hanging onto your car dying in agony. This is art.

Of course I immediately changed the controls to classic. Only problem is the game seems a little too dark. Can anyone recommend the best brightness/contrast settings? I've upped the brightness a bit but I'm still not entirely happy with it.

A cheat I found, it alters the weather/brightness of the game.

Open your phone and type this number in: 4685550100

I hope that helps

 

[Lörd TH]

Cheats disable achivements by the way

 

[Dan]

Anyone seen the Republican Space Invaders (?) show on the TV? It's hilarious.

I just stole my first Banshee and it was much slower than the GTA3 one. :/ I've yet to see any superbikes as well.

 

[BarnDoor]

How long does it take to get to Algonquin? Only I fear it will be a while.

 

[Miggy]

I'm finding it a lot easier to drive with the first person view. Brucie reminds me of Biff from Back to the Future.

 

[BarnDoor]

I tried to arrange a date with that gay guy 'NoBigWillie' but he said I was punching above my weight. I can't tell you the disappointment I'm feeling right now. I smashed up the internet cafe with a baseball bat in anger.

 

[The Messiah]

I tried to arrange a date with that gay guy 'NoBigWillie' but he said I was punching above my weight. I can't tell you the disappointment I'm feeling right now. I smashed up the internet cafe with a baseball bat in anger.

Is this on GTA or personal experience?

 

[BarnDoor]

Real life of course mate.

 

[Dan]

I just discovered the internet cafe and spent a good half hour on it. One of the sites I stumbled upon was a trap site to catch paedos. :laugh: I got an instant 4 star wanted level and the SWAT blew me to bits instantly. :/

How do the dating sites work btw? Do you create a profile or need a photo of yourself or something?

 

[BarnDoor]

I don't know, I think you just choose to date someone and then they e-mail you back in a couple of days with a decision.

That paedo stuff sounds as funny as hell, what did you type in to find it?

 

[Dan]

I can't remember the exact site. I clicked on the random search bar and the description was something like; "Children's beauty pageant pictures"

I also found youtube and myspace like sites, but it seems you can't watch the uploaded videos\view any pix. Some of the comments are hilarious though.

 

[stuandpolar]

i watched the tv last night, the programme 'i'm rich' was absolutely brilliant. apparanty the poker channel is pretty funny as well. i love the little things like that

 

[Haribo]

I just stole my first Banshee and it was much slower than the GTA3 one. :/ I've yet to see any superbikes as well.

The Infernus is a fucking monster.

 

[Danvid]

my online has been on alday lol what about you lot?

 

[:mrgreen:]

just got my game, will post what I think soon.

 

[Dan]

Anyone else a little disappointed with the radio stations? I've only really found the Eastern European one to be any good. They'll grow on me, but nothing will compare to Billy Jean blearing out when you first get in a car (or on the scooter) on Vice City. :O