Has anyone finished BAL Completely?
- Thread starter Mr. Mark
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thorbarry
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lol
well i COULD have answered this question but somthing terrible happened I was playing my last ever match in the 89th minute then suddenly the electric went off!!
I called the electric company to see why and they said I hadnt paid my bills but I explained that I sent them cash in an envelope for 6 months but they said all they had recieved was food like sandwiches and meat.... It dawned on me I had been sending them letters that where supposed to be to my grandad jimmy whos in a nursing home ! when I rng the nursing home they said he had left to travel round the world he had been getting my money!!!
Iv had to sell my ps3 now to pay my bills so i cant tell you what happens sorry
I called the electric company to see why and they said I hadnt paid my bills but I explained that I sent them cash in an envelope for 6 months but they said all they had recieved was food like sandwiches and meat.... It dawned on me I had been sending them letters that where supposed to be to my grandad jimmy whos in a nursing home ! when I rng the nursing home they said he had left to travel round the world he had been getting my money!!!
Iv had to sell my ps3 now to pay my bills so i cant tell you what happens sorry
Red Owl
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If only you hadn't had to give you wife a divorce settlement when you divorced her for scratching your PES disc (which seems to work now).
Maybe if you'd completed it, they would have made you their goalkeeping coach, since you've now been in that position.
Red Owl
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That would be immense.
"I think Man U's defending was rock solid"
"I think it was as solid as a rock"
"Well, I think it was as solid as a rock covered in steel"
"What about a rock covered in steel with a laser cannon"
"Yes, but I'm wearing my invisiblity hat, so you wouldn't be able to shoot me!"
"This laser has a rapid-firing nature, so I'd just shoot everywhere"
"I can stop time"
"So? Even if you stopped time, there would be no movement across the world, and nothing for you to turn into kinetic energy and move yourself, you'd be lucky to get time moving again"
*disclaimer: for those of you who have no idea what I am on about, it's a reference to how Mark Lawrensen talks utter shit.
Red Owl
Registered User
HA HA HA! I would buy eight copies of PES2010 if it made Konami put that in the next game.
My favourite Lawrensen moment was during the 2006 World Cup, and they showed Eriksson, and Lawro just sent "weeellllll" in the single worst Swedish accent I have ever heard. He actually quoted it when talking about Eriksson, I think after the 8-0 loss to Boro.