Hello World, this is me...Oscarwinner

[Oscarwinner]

So this is a football site huh? Neat..ish. Er, am new. Just thought i would come and visit this site to moan a bit bout shit all really, cos thats what i do!! So for the record, any one thinking of stealing my name, dont even think bout it Bub, its MY name, not urs. Hmmm, also, the fact that this website is so popular makes me wonder with my big-headed brain, "How are you today and whats for tea" Kewl, unlike certain ppl on this site.....so football, am the biggest fan, know everything there ever is to know! I know more than every single person on this site. David Beakham, Wayne Rooney, best players in Britain, oh yes!! That they are. Dont disagree ppl, u no i am rite...like always
Oh well, Papa calls me for my aerobics lesson.
Ta ta

 

[kallum]

Erm hi, welcome to the site....Beckham doesn't play in England, nevermind Britain.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Son It's Time For Your Aerobics Lesson!!!

Get The Spatula And Put On Your Leotard

 

[tom pain]

Erm hi, welcome to the site....Beckham doesn't play in England, nevermind Britain.

David Beakham does though, and that's what he was trying to get across.

 

[kallum]

My bad...

 

[Oscarwinner]

What eva, do not even try to correct me in your childish ways of speakin. You dude whoeva u r, i do not have a leotard, i have a yellow spandex suit! i do not think it is polite of you to try and take the piss out of me when i have only just came onto the site. My big brain of mine points to one thing......you're jealous! Ha, oh well, some cant be as rich and clever as i am....

 

[kallum]

What eva, do not even try to correct me in your childish ways of speakin. You dude whoeva u r, i do not have a leotard, i have a yellow spandex suit! i do not think it is polite of you to try and take the piss out of me when i have only just came onto the site. My big brain of mine points to one thing......you're jealous! Ha, oh well, some cant be as rich and clever as i am....

Here we go again...

Fuck Off.

 

[Oscarwinner]

Kallum with a "k" eh? How very enigmatic! I do not approve of your foul mouth, i think it is disgusting and rather distasteful. U are a complete and utter knob head and u need to be taught a lesson or two!! Twat, thats what you are, as are many other people on ths site! Pfft. Think they know stuff bout football do they...theyve got it coming.....

 

[Andy Johnson]

Kallum with a "k" eh? How very enigmatic! I do not approve of your foul mouth, i think it is disgusting and rather distasteful. U are a complete and utter knob head and u need to be taught a lesson or two!! Twat, thats what you are, as are many other people on ths site! Pfft. Think they know stuff bout football do they...theyve got it coming.....

Get your head out of your ass mate.

 

[kallum]

Kallum with a "k" eh? How very enigmatic! I do not approve of your foul mouth, i think it is disgusting and rather distasteful.

U are a complete and utter knob head and u need to be taught a lesson or two!! Twat, thats what you are, as are many other people on ths site!

 

[Oscarwinner]

Well if my head was in my ass, then i think it would be in the Guiness Book of Records, cos jolly gosh it seems impossible to do it. The fact is people i was told of the site by the one and only Henry Rednapp...ha, jealous now? He told ME about it, not you....*sighs* you are dismissed!

 

[Oscarwinner]

Raindrops keeps falling on my head....de...de...de....Papa will be here soon to take me to my bed

 

[jane_arsenal]

how rude of you,who do you think you are.....and whats wif the "oscar winner" as a name, pfft, i agree.Get your head out of your ass mate!lmao.........shrink ya head down n all

 

[kallum]

Raindrops keeps falling on my head....de...de...de....Papa will be here soon to take me to my bed

Next time clarify, wether you're referring to 'papa' or 'papa lizarazou'. Or the latter may get confused/exited.

 

[reece]

Who is this fool?

 

[jane_arsenal]

lmao

 

[Hunter]

When he says 'Papa' he means Michael Jackson.

 

[Oscarwinner]

Papa is Papa, my father....dur

 

[reece]

Papa is Papa, my father....dur

Your dad is Michael Jackson?

 

[jane_arsenal]

you sure about that?