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Dan

Woo Woo Woo
cadey said:
I was winning 10-0 at halftime against a person who I really don't like, but because I'm a nice person I offered to switch to the losing side and let him be the side leading 10-0. He declined, obviously trying to be a macho.

So when I was awarded a penalty, he had a player sent off. He went crazy and as I went to take the pen (to make it 17-0) he bit my arm and then got me in a headlock. I reached out for my alarm clock, clubbed him over the head with it and he let go. I thought he was dead at first but he came round and I won 19-0.
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:lol:lmao that reminds me of the simpson episode were millhouse gets himself a lass
 
Preki-USA

Preki-USA

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cadey said:
I was winning 10-0 at halftime against a person who I really don't like, but because I'm a nice person I offered to switch to the losing side and let him be the side leading 10-0. He declined, obviously trying to be a macho.

So when I was awarded a penalty, he had a player sent off. He went crazy and as I went to take the pen (to make it 17-0) he bit my arm and then got me in a headlock. I reached out for my alarm clock, clubbed him over the head with it and he let go. I thought he was dead at first but he came round and I won 19-0.
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a nice romp on ur bed with a mate...nothing wrong with that...did you guys cuddle after
 
fluke88

fluke88

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stoneman said:
Do you know how gay that sounds?
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I think he knows that it sounds gay :lol:. But yer cadey did you ;). Would anyone like to say well done to me look people a 1,000 posts :lol:.
 
fluke88

fluke88

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Thanks mate i like to express my talkative ways of speaking to solve help or in anyway of talkin on here so that is why i done it in 4 and a half months. I done it slower than some people on here that do like 30 posts a day. So no more digs about posting hey stoneman am not that bad.
 
fluke88

fluke88

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Okay then thanks stoneman thanks mate at first i didn't post that well, it was like a one line sentence most of the time and i just said crap and i textspoke then but not now but now a days i think i contribute quite well to the website. You no what stoneman your not too bad for a man u supporter your allright.
 
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cadey

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fluke88 said:
I think he knows that it sounds gay :lol:. But yer cadey did you ;). Would anyone like to say well done to me look people a 1,000 posts :lol:.
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If being headlocked and being bitten on your arm is your version of making love, then your boyfriend/girlfriend must be having a bad time of it.

I grabbed the nearest thing, which happened to be a tacky little alarm clock and I proceeded to hammer him over the heard with it until he let go. I then picked up my controller and continued with the match.
 
fluke88

fluke88

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cadey said:
If being headlocked and being bitten on your arm is your version of making love, then your boyfriend/girlfriend must be having a bad time of it.

I grabbed the nearest thing, which happened to be a tacky little alarm clock and I proceeded to hammer him over the heard with it until he let go. I then picked up my controller and continued with the match.
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Like your style my friend now that is what i call a dog of war well done for carrying on by the way u took my heart when you said that :lol: and you didn't even say well done to me :angry:.
 
soliloquay

soliloquay

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fluke88 said:
Like your style my friend now that is what i call a dog of war well done for carrying on by the way u took my heart when you said that :lol: and you didn't even say well done to me :angry:.
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Cadey said:
I didn't understand a word of that, but I praise you anyway for having the name fluke88.
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i like your style my friend. now that is what i call a "dog of war". well done for carrying on by the way, you took my heart when you said that :lol: , and you didn't even say "well done" to me :angry:
 
Kevthedrummer

Kevthedrummer

Alive in the superunknown
Yeah the pause thing does me RIGHT in! My brother claims that he's not doing it on purpose, just making a sub... so I made a new rule:

ONLY PRESS PAUSE WHEN THE BALL IS OUT OF PLAY

he sometimes changes my buttons round and has tried the whole "red arrow" thing before but I can always tell.

He will sometimes set the game up and when I get there I find that all my weak reserves are on the pitch with monkeys on their head (thanks to the pointless hair editing feature)
 
fluke88

fluke88

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Tom is allways one step ahead and cadey i allways make sense my friend it werent that hard was it spud ding.
 
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Dan

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fluke88 said:
Okay then thanks stoneman thanks mate at first i didn't post that well, it was like a one line sentence most of the time and i just said crap and i textspoke then but not now but now a days i think i contribute quite well to the website. You no what stoneman your not too bad for a man u supporter your allright.
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not much has changed there then:Donly joking pal
i just beat my bro 4-3 i was barcelona he was mardrid its 5-3 to me in the matches we have played:)
 
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