How To Win Pes 2008

[thetruth2008]

Ok This is how you win its simple.
Get 20mb broadband
highest spec computer known to man

you win.

Basically who ever has the highest spec computer has a HUGE advantage

Those guys who need this and adopt this tactic have 'small penis symdrome'.

Its like big car small penis and vice versa.

Ever played a game where you cant even touch the ball let alone pass or score! This is when you are playing a small penis player.

Feel sorry for him................and just laugh!!! Good luck!!

THIS IS HOW THIS GAME IS UNFAIR

 

[Brendever]

So... you register in this website for this?

Well, it's not their fault other people have less-capacitated computers. I have a PS3 and my PES 2008 has better graphics than the ones of people who play it in PS2.

Dont insult people with no reason.

 

[paddy]

Ever played a game where you cant even touch the ball let alone pass or score! This is when you are playing a small penis player.

or maybe your shit at the game:unsurer need to adadpt your tactic's to get the ball ie 3-5-2 or 4-5-1 to make sure you win the mid battle:unsure:so what if it's two consoles playing and 1 player just passes the other person of the pitch is he cheating or have a better console hmy:

btw ive what i consider a decent pc
4000+amd 64
2gb corsair mem
nvidia geforce 7950 gx2 graphic's
creative sound card
250 hd
24" moniter
8mb internet

but when i play online i win my fair share of matche's but often lose too .there's better player's out the than you and me FACT no point crying about it..:lol:

great 1st post btw welcome to the forum's :w00t

 

[FutebolArte]

i wanted a free copy of pes 2008..

 

[thetruth2008]

The small penis player can be a problem. When daddy buys them a top high end Pc thats what your up against. Also most small penis players play almost 24/7 which enables them to become experts some have notched up 1000+ games with 100's of hours playing!
But dont worry i have a solution
When you come across a small penis player......................give them the worse game theyve ever had really shit and boring even if you get hammered it doesnt matter because the small penis player will be truley pissed off.lol.............PAYBACK!

 

[thetruth2008]

i only have 387 points on pes 2008 so regulary get crushed by the small penis player.................sad but true i am now going to cry....................lol

GOD ARE YOU UP THERE?
PLEASE DONT MAKE ME PLAY THE SMALL PENIS PLAYERS..........

 

[pes guy]

GOD ARE YOU UP THERE?
PLEASE DONT MAKE ME PLAY THE SMALL PENIS PLAYERS..........

Maybe you're the one with the small penis?

 

[thetruth2008]

Looks like we have a confession lol

Maybe you're the one with the small penis?

well PES gUY
looks like your the first brave man to admit this shameful condition.........

small penis pes player

advice
to make up for your small penis downgrade your broadband take out some ram downgrade your vga..............buy an industrial vucum pump for your small penis...

I only have 380 approx points but i have a girlfriend............

Lol

 

[amda1]

Maybe you're the one with the small penis?

well there's definitely some reason for his moaning

 

[doyin]

i wanted a free copy of pes 2008..

I SHALL GIVE YOU ONE!...............................................................












































































! just tell me where to post it, when you send me some money.

 

[scouse_god]

he is obv a rubbish player who loses to many games and just wants to make excuses about it

Its usually people who have a small penis who are the first to blame others with having one

An no im not saying he has one before someone comes back an says "oh u said he has a small penis so u must have one!"

 

[Pikem4N]

I'm a rubbish player, but i dont whine and moan about losing, i just hack the oppenents players down when i'm getting thrashed

All you got to to do on the pc matey is tweak your settings, if you have a shite pc tweaking your config is one of the ways around it, turn certain things off and what have you in the graphics options and you will get a better fps

And you must remember even if you have a super computer, it does not mean at all you going to win!