IL PHENOMENO
Registered User
i just got to tell you what happened in my latest game of PES6 last nite.....It all started when i challenged my next door neighbour for a friendly....i was Fortuna Sittard (Holland) and he was Palmeiras (Brazil)...obviously these teams have been edited via my friends option file...Fortuna Sittard are wicked!!! Anyway back to the game, we kicked off and played the entire 45 minute each way. After 15 minutes both teams' defences were water tight not letting anything through....my central defender is called "Ronny Van Varty" and he looks like a cross between Jaap Stam and Venegoor of Hesselink....he's very dainty on his tip toes.....he recieved a yellow card for what look like decent, it werent for the foul cos the other player dived.
After the first 45 minutes it was 0-0 and bith of us were really sweating at this point...we knew we were both good so we decided to make things a bit interesting...whoever lost the game at the end would have to slip in the other persons bed with their partner and would have to be completely naked!!! I was up for this challenge cos i knew i could beat him, he was nothing special......
After 75 minutes, an opening for my next door neighbour, he broke down the wing and pulled in a superb cross from the right and his striker managed to head it in the direction whence it came!! 1-0 to him with 15 minutes left. Panicking like a rodent on deepheat, we were into stoppage time and i really didnt want to end up with his wife in bed cos she looks like a cross between Mr. Bean and Adolf Hitler (the moustache bit!!!) so i when into formation settings and pushed everyone forward for a corner...i made it more interesting by putting my keeper up there by changing him in goal with a midfielder!! The corner was taken and the ball cleared away, i noticed on the top right hand corner of the screen that it said 2 minutes of injury time!!! i intercepted a pass and played a through ball to my goalkeeper who was onside........he rounded their goalkeeper and............like that numpty FABREGAS in the champions league game, he missed an open goal and hit the side netting!!! Let this be a lesson do not change outfield players with your goalkeeper - he clearly didnt have the correct stats to finish a one on one. The ref blew his whistle and the game was over!!! I carried out my challenge and wandered into neighbours bed....She felt cold...infact her bottom was cold...she couldnt see who i was cos it was very dark. She kissed me on the cheek and said goodnite.....i turned over shivering like a rabbit, slipped out of the bed, shook my neighbours hand and made my way back home.....
I will never forget her stubble.............
After the first 45 minutes it was 0-0 and bith of us were really sweating at this point...we knew we were both good so we decided to make things a bit interesting...whoever lost the game at the end would have to slip in the other persons bed with their partner and would have to be completely naked!!! I was up for this challenge cos i knew i could beat him, he was nothing special......
After 75 minutes, an opening for my next door neighbour, he broke down the wing and pulled in a superb cross from the right and his striker managed to head it in the direction whence it came!! 1-0 to him with 15 minutes left. Panicking like a rodent on deepheat, we were into stoppage time and i really didnt want to end up with his wife in bed cos she looks like a cross between Mr. Bean and Adolf Hitler (the moustache bit!!!) so i when into formation settings and pushed everyone forward for a corner...i made it more interesting by putting my keeper up there by changing him in goal with a midfielder!! The corner was taken and the ball cleared away, i noticed on the top right hand corner of the screen that it said 2 minutes of injury time!!! i intercepted a pass and played a through ball to my goalkeeper who was onside........he rounded their goalkeeper and............like that numpty FABREGAS in the champions league game, he missed an open goal and hit the side netting!!! Let this be a lesson do not change outfield players with your goalkeeper - he clearly didnt have the correct stats to finish a one on one. The ref blew his whistle and the game was over!!! I carried out my challenge and wandered into neighbours bed....She felt cold...infact her bottom was cold...she couldnt see who i was cos it was very dark. She kissed me on the cheek and said goodnite.....i turned over shivering like a rabbit, slipped out of the bed, shook my neighbours hand and made my way back home.....
I will never forget her stubble.............
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