Mini World cup...

[t1000v2.0]

Can I do the mock.....tv interviews??? lol

Some Sky sports dude: You must be feeling rather dejected after that performance...whats the feeling in the dressing room?

Giggs: Well, it didn't really happen for us, I guess the gaffer got it wrong on the night, we gave it a good game but didn't really expect to let in so many goals.

Sky sports dude: yes....the last time a team lost 20-0 would have been back in the 50s....no wait, I am just hearing from my super digital satalite link up, that no team has ever lost by such a scoreline in the world cup....

Giggs: (throws a wobbler.....kicks out at the sky sports guy, then he kicks his boss, and this triggers off a brawl, the Spanish players join in for the hell of it.....Collina comes in and issues everyone with a red eventhough the game is over...he is then knocked out cold.....in comes dennis wise and vinny jones...."we 'eard der woz a fight in ere, thought we'd make up da numbers")

Sky sports dude: Yes...it's mayhem here....you can catch highlights of the game...and can follow the brawl by pressing the red button on your tv remote...dont forget you also have a choice of angles to view it......and can see the action unfold from the eyes of the thug of your choice...now back to the studio.

 

[Giggsy11]

LMFAO, that is so funny, i was in stitches reading that!

 

[MarkyP]

Damnit, just missed out on a team. Never mind.

 

[MazzaDon]

Mark, Im sure you can have one of the teams that Zyg has, if he rele isnt that greedy?

 

[-=[101st]=-]

U can have Uruguay... that was my second team... or if zyg just wants one you can have one of his.. but be warned Uruguay are in the pool of death....

I love the Sky sports thing... t1000v2.0... i officially appoint you as the interviewer... i dont know if u want to do all the interview urself or get input from the people concerned... up to you.. just keep in the same hilarious theme as b4...

 

[Paul B]

I've sent you my tactics. You should have received them.

 

[t1000v2.0]

Gary and Alan in the studio:

Gary Lineker: Well, disappointment for Wales, let's hope they fair better against England. Any thoughts on the game Alan?

Alan Hansen: Well, what canne say, The welsh defending was absolutely dia.....b*ll*cks!!

Gary Lineker: err...don't you mean diabolical..

Alan: No....just seen the autocue...and as I was reading off it, up flashed a message saying, the tosser. sitting next to Gary has got his flies undone!

Gary: Well, no one can question your commitment to the cause as atleast you put your balls on the line....compared to that Welsh
defence...they were dia......b*ll*cks.

Alan: You got yours undone too then?

Gary: No...just thought of a guy who has bigger ones than you have.

(apologies for the x-rated nature of this sketch, if it offends anyone, I apologise, also sorry to any welsh fans out there...gotta stop picking on them!)

 

[Zygalski]

Funny TV stuff there mate

Yeah, if anyone wants Germany, you are more than welcome. Sort out your tactics quick and send them in though.

If you make the spreadsheets thingamajigies less than 1MB, Zip them up and save them as an attachment to a post.

 

[-=[101st]=-]

so u can justattch things like on emails then?

Cool... i will play 2 games tonite and post tonite aswell...

 

[t1000v2.0]

yeah, take Germany..if this holds to tradition, you are bound to make it to the final...or atleast the knock out stage...anyway,,i dunno why no one picked them before....they are still a big team....no one messes with the Germans....just ask Saudi Arabia last time round...

 

[t1000v2.0]

hey, 101, you starting this tonight then? whose up first?

 

[Zygalski]

Yes, make sure you click on 'post reply' first and then you have the option to add some attachments from your hard disk.

Come on France!

 

[t1000v2.0]

Hey...we haven't had an opening ceremony yet!!....oh well....allow me...

I hereby declare the PESinsight mini world cup tournament.....OPENNNNNN!!!!.......England is the host nation this time around....here's garath gates to sing the National anthem.

Garath: Go go go god save our g g g gracious queen
L L Long l l l l l ive our noble q q q q queen..................(10 mins later)
S S S Send her victorious
H H Happy and g..g..g..g..g..g.....g..g..g..g..g..g g glorious(an hour later)
God save the......Q....Q...........Q.....
The crowd: "QUEEN!!!" FOR FCK SAKE!!!!!!

there I believe we are now all set for the first game..once all the formalities are resolved, and tactics and what nots are in....so its over to you, 101...when ya ready...

 

[-=[101st]=-]

over to you, 101...when ya ready...

Thank you t1000v2.0... Technically Australia is the host nations as i live in aus... but anyways.. nice effort... i think it is my turn for the match previews...

Tonite we have the PESinsight Mini World Cup (PMWC) 2003 opener... the Dangerous Dutch take on Patient Portugal over to you Bob

(dont know any british commentators so... i will make em up)

[Bob]: thanks 101st.... i hope u can live up to the hype surrounding this tournament...

(-=[101st]=-): I will do my best

[Bob]: This one will be a good game i feel... The dutch are feidling an attacking side and are looking for all 3 points from their opening group match, but in saying that i feel the Portugese will make the Dutch work for any point let alone 3 of them... will be a top match... i am picking the Dutch by 2...

(-=[101st]=-): Interesting call there... i think the dutch by 1... what about the Ukraine against the Republic of Ireland??

[Bob]: This will be best match of tonites fixtures... I think Damien Duff and the Keane Brothers will play a large role in tonites game will Duff and Roy Keane looking to dominate midfield... But we cannot count out Shevchenko and his Ukraine Team mates... If the Ukraine are going to win tonite i feel that they will need Shevchenko to lead them... I am going for a upset and am picking the Ukraine by a goal... but against the run of play...

(-=[101st]=-): I feel that the Irish have been a bit hard done by with the 40:1 odds to win, i feel that although they are in a toughish pool if they can get a good result against Portugal we could see them in the knock out stages... Ireland by 1... Duff and the boys will just have too much class in midfield... anything you'd like to add Bob??

[Bob]: Not really... i am just looking forward to tonire fixtures...

(-=[101st]=-): There you have it... we couldn't agree, but can we ever???

[Bob]: We did last week!

(-=[101st]=-): [under my breath] Shut up Bob!

[Bob]: [mumbles obscenities to himself]

(-=[101st]=-): Hope you enjoy tonites fixtures as much as we will...

 

[-=[101st]=-]

t1000v2.0 could you do a wrap up of all of the fixtures please after i post them... and i will do previews... or if anyone else is interested in doing a few previews just lemme know...

 

[MazzaDon]

The Keanes are cousins.

Here are a couple of interviews for the Aussies:-

Gerard Houllier: Poor, poor Harry, you must be devastated!
Harry Kewell: I know, I should never have joined this crappy, under-achieving, nothing club!!!
Gerard Houllier: I MEANT THE RUGBY!


Meanwhile down at Leeds:-

Leeds Chairman: Guys, it looks like we could be going to the liquidators.
Fat Mark Viduka: Mmm...Does that mean we're making soup? I LOVE soup!!

Zyg - can you close the Word Game thread now. People are getting bored with it but are addicted to it, and won't stop will it is closed. It must be taking up alot of memoryspace and a needless thread.

 

[Giggsy11]

Zyg - can you close the Word Game thread now. People are getting bored with it but are addicted to it, and won't stop will it is closed. It must be taking up alot of memoryspace and a needless thread.

Don't close the thread until it reaches 1,000 replys, let it go out with a bang!

 

[MazzaDon]

I'll go wit dat!

 

[-=[101st]=-]

Well said... i have to appologize for something... i dont have the proper hoalland names... so i have decided to pospone that game until someone can send me the updated list please...

and

about the rugby i am a kiwi.. so i luved the fact the england won!!! coz the bastards (the aussies) knocked us out...

 

[-=[101st]=-]

Fixture 2

Ireland - Ukraine
Morrison 42'

14th Minute
Holland recieved a yellow card after a high elbow on Vorebri


42nd Minute
After a poor clearance from Ukraine Duff fed it to Morrison, who then performed a nice turn and took a shot on the turn... it was all to quick for keeper who was un able to stop it...
Ireland 1 - Ukraine 0


Half-Time

Shot on Goal:
Ireland 1 - Ukraine 1
Possession:
Ireland 52% - Ukraine 48%

89th Minute
Nesmanchy was shown yellow after a reckless tackle on holland

Full time

Shot on Goal:
Ireland 5 - Ukraine 3
Possession:
Ireland 53% - Ukraine 47%

After a second half that was dominated by Ireland, they only managed to win 1 -0. They should have gone away from this game with atleast 2 goals maybe even 3. Ukraine will need some good perfromances from here on in if they wish to qualify for the next phase.

Man of the Match: Morrison

Will upload group table etc.. later coz there is a storm on its way...