Well to start it was a shame that they was no players from the forum that turned up but anyways we only had three players but what a day it turned out to be some class footy played.
ive had a few bottles of bud and had probally one of the most enjoyable 5 or 6 six hours you could imaging playing we7.
right this is how it went
3 players turned up
me andy and marty this is how the tourny went we played a international cup putting our three chosing teams into different groups and tossing a coin to see which way the games went (who you played first) so heads clockwise tails anti so your first game is the person on your left then the next person and of course because they was only three of us then back to the person you played first , we put three human controlled teams in our three chosing ones and you could set them up as you wished and the other 29 teams computer and no changes could be made to a computer teams once the other human player took control and remember all the games where played on a 8ft by 7ft projector screen heres how it went.
first game andys team the dutch against senegal i played as senegal a 0-0 draw.
2nd game me as england against northen ireland when i was 9-1 up marty who was playing with the irish starting being a muppet and got 5 men sent of heres the best i got awarded the game by a 3-0 score line yes 3 fu*king nil and i was 9-1 up a disgrace i know.
3rd game martys first hes brazil against the czeh playing andy he wins 4-0 lucky twat.
4th game andys 2nd game in group against south africa against marty his arse is all over the place he gets beat 1-0 (hehe 46 hours a week practice and ya still shite andy).
5th game me again against portugal against andy a 1-0 win super scholes nice volley just outside the box.
6th game marty again brazil against me austria an easy brazil win expected but again arses falling out all over silly chances missed and austria win 1-0 (hehe again).
7th game andys 3rd and final group match needs a win maybe by a couple of goals to deffo qualify against greece and against me he wins 2-1 with a late goal but guess what hehe the senegal beat south africa leaving andy in 3rd in his group and not qualifying ( and he played about with his team for hours before turning up hahaha) THE FIRST HUMAN IS OUT GET IN THERE.
8th match me again england vs norway 6pts in the bag so i rest scholes as his power levels have droped a bit and i play jenas in behind the front two of owen and rooney he has a good game but i can only manage a 0-0 draw this was against marty .
9th game martys brazil need a win in they last match against wales (come on you welsh) andys the welsh his arse goes again and he lets marty pip it with a 3-2 win .
THATS IT FOR THE GROUP GAMES AND ONLY ME AND MARTY QUAL IN SEPERATE SIDES OF THE KNOCKOUT DRAW.
RIGHT THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF NOW THE BANTERS GETTING GOOD AND POOR ANDYS SAT THERE LIKE A WET BIB DREAMING OF HIS ONLY HOPE NOW OF MAYBE KNOCKING US TWO HUMAN PLAYERS OUT AND LETTING THE PRIZE MONEY CARRY OVER (HEHEHE).
10th game martys brazil against me as denmark he wins quite easy 5-0 some good play by the front two ronaldo and rivaldo.
11th game my first knockout game tunisa against the baby andys his team are out (yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa hehe) 0-0 at half time im panicing a bit second half a good show by the lads i come through 2-0 winner.
12th game martys up against spain hard game and its against the man who is sat there wondering what happened to his tourny yes u guessed it andy good match to watch marty nicks it 1-0.
13th game me now facing the mighty france and its against my only other human conterpart marty 0-0 half time again but the lads do it again a 2-0 win get in there im now opening my 10th bottle of bud starting to get in the mood oooohhh poor andy lol.
NOW WE ARE AT THE SEMI FINALS THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS NOW A MOBILE PHONE RING S EVERYONES WHINGING TURN THAT TWAT OFF THIS IS SERIOUS I SAY HEHE.
14th game martys semi against the czeh again andy could only roll over and get beat 4-0 in the groups so this was my chance to get rid of brazil to set things up nicly for myself , full time 90 mins and its 1-1 so its extra time right at the end of the first period 14min and 48 secs on the clock ronaldo scores a cracker and guess what its only set on silver goal so hes through to the final (BIG TIME BALL ACHE).
15th game its my beloved england against portugal again a team i beat in the groups with andy playing as portugal again i won only 1-0 in the group game so i know it wont be easy again a 1-0 win but this time its owen yes its happened england are playing brazil in the final out of three human players two of us are in the final , andys sat there looking sad but he keeps telling us that its not about winning he had loads of fun and a good laugh (lol) yer right o.
16th game yes the final england vs brazil me and marty ill post how it went tomorrow (monday) well it it was that interesting you can all wait another 24 hours to found out who won and me wifes giving me hear ache.............
[Edited by adding spaces to make it a little easier to read - Zyg]
ive had a few bottles of bud and had probally one of the most enjoyable 5 or 6 six hours you could imaging playing we7.
right this is how it went
3 players turned up
me andy and marty this is how the tourny went we played a international cup putting our three chosing teams into different groups and tossing a coin to see which way the games went (who you played first) so heads clockwise tails anti so your first game is the person on your left then the next person and of course because they was only three of us then back to the person you played first , we put three human controlled teams in our three chosing ones and you could set them up as you wished and the other 29 teams computer and no changes could be made to a computer teams once the other human player took control and remember all the games where played on a 8ft by 7ft projector screen heres how it went.
first game andys team the dutch against senegal i played as senegal a 0-0 draw.
2nd game me as england against northen ireland when i was 9-1 up marty who was playing with the irish starting being a muppet and got 5 men sent of heres the best i got awarded the game by a 3-0 score line yes 3 fu*king nil and i was 9-1 up a disgrace i know.
3rd game martys first hes brazil against the czeh playing andy he wins 4-0 lucky twat.
4th game andys 2nd game in group against south africa against marty his arse is all over the place he gets beat 1-0 (hehe 46 hours a week practice and ya still shite andy).
5th game me again against portugal against andy a 1-0 win super scholes nice volley just outside the box.
6th game marty again brazil against me austria an easy brazil win expected but again arses falling out all over silly chances missed and austria win 1-0 (hehe again).
7th game andys 3rd and final group match needs a win maybe by a couple of goals to deffo qualify against greece and against me he wins 2-1 with a late goal but guess what hehe the senegal beat south africa leaving andy in 3rd in his group and not qualifying ( and he played about with his team for hours before turning up hahaha) THE FIRST HUMAN IS OUT GET IN THERE.
8th match me again england vs norway 6pts in the bag so i rest scholes as his power levels have droped a bit and i play jenas in behind the front two of owen and rooney he has a good game but i can only manage a 0-0 draw this was against marty .
9th game martys brazil need a win in they last match against wales (come on you welsh) andys the welsh his arse goes again and he lets marty pip it with a 3-2 win .
THATS IT FOR THE GROUP GAMES AND ONLY ME AND MARTY QUAL IN SEPERATE SIDES OF THE KNOCKOUT DRAW.
RIGHT THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF NOW THE BANTERS GETTING GOOD AND POOR ANDYS SAT THERE LIKE A WET BIB DREAMING OF HIS ONLY HOPE NOW OF MAYBE KNOCKING US TWO HUMAN PLAYERS OUT AND LETTING THE PRIZE MONEY CARRY OVER (HEHEHE).
10th game martys brazil against me as denmark he wins quite easy 5-0 some good play by the front two ronaldo and rivaldo.
11th game my first knockout game tunisa against the baby andys his team are out (yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa hehe) 0-0 at half time im panicing a bit second half a good show by the lads i come through 2-0 winner.
12th game martys up against spain hard game and its against the man who is sat there wondering what happened to his tourny yes u guessed it andy good match to watch marty nicks it 1-0.
13th game me now facing the mighty france and its against my only other human conterpart marty 0-0 half time again but the lads do it again a 2-0 win get in there im now opening my 10th bottle of bud starting to get in the mood oooohhh poor andy lol.
NOW WE ARE AT THE SEMI FINALS THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS NOW A MOBILE PHONE RING S EVERYONES WHINGING TURN THAT TWAT OFF THIS IS SERIOUS I SAY HEHE.
14th game martys semi against the czeh again andy could only roll over and get beat 4-0 in the groups so this was my chance to get rid of brazil to set things up nicly for myself , full time 90 mins and its 1-1 so its extra time right at the end of the first period 14min and 48 secs on the clock ronaldo scores a cracker and guess what its only set on silver goal so hes through to the final (BIG TIME BALL ACHE).
15th game its my beloved england against portugal again a team i beat in the groups with andy playing as portugal again i won only 1-0 in the group game so i know it wont be easy again a 1-0 win but this time its owen yes its happened england are playing brazil in the final out of three human players two of us are in the final , andys sat there looking sad but he keeps telling us that its not about winning he had loads of fun and a good laugh (lol) yer right o.
16th game yes the final england vs brazil me and marty ill post how it went tomorrow (monday) well it it was that interesting you can all wait another 24 hours to found out who won and me wifes giving me hear ache.............
[Edited by adding spaces to make it a little easier to read - Zyg]
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