Smackdown v Raw 2006 Sim League!!

[Estill]

wow, DX has got quite a few members now, as does the union, how are you guys all gonna be in this tag match?

Shawn Michaels: Well the first founder of D-Generation-X, Shawn Michaels, is gonna' be occupied with his WWE Championship match against Bret The Hitman Hart at Judgement Day, so representing DX is X-Pac, Road Dogg and Stone Cold Steve Austin! Best of luck to The Onion, you're gonna need it...

 

[executioner]

Well Orton just joined DX and if DX beats the union then so is Triple H

 

[-Jamster-]

Edge: There is no way that DX is gonna beat us. All we need to do is reach for that contract that will put Triple H in our hands and we will be the greatest stable ever.

 

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

JBL: All I'm hearing is DX this and Union that blah blah blah. Want to know what makes this country great ? ME and people like me. Hell DX are just a bunch of punk kids running round shooting there mouth off about things they know nothing about.

Then theres the Union. That's exactly what it sounds like a bunch of lower class nobodies who think they have the power when in fact the corporations are still making all the rules.

Even the Corporations have to answer to one group of elite members in society, one all powerful decision making ass kicking system, well in this place I AM THAT SYSTEM.

If you want to be part of something special and you think you can handle working with a WRESTLING GOD then give me a shout.

Be part of JBL'S America.

Gillian: If you want to be the Chief of Staff or one of two secretaries of defence then leave your name and why and I will get back to you.

 

[Estill]

JBL: All I'm hearing is DX this and Union that blah blah blah. Want to know what makes this country great ? ME and people like me. Hell DX are just a bunch of punk kids running round shooting there mouth off about things they know nothing about.

Then theres the Union. That's exactly what it sounds like a bunch of lower class nobodies who think they have the power when in fact the corporations are still making all the rules.

Even the Corporations have to answer to one group of elite members in society, one all powerful decision making ass kicking system, well in this place I AM THAT SYSTEM.

If you want to be part of something special and you think you can handle working with a WRESTLING GOD then give me a shout.

Be part of JBL'S America.

Gillian: If you want to be the Chief of Staff or one of two secretaries of defence then leave your name and why and I will get back to you.

*HBK interview backstage*

Coach: Well Shawn, a lot of talk is rising about the huge feud brewing between the newly formed Union, and the reformed D-Generation-X, but not all talk is positive...for instance JBL...

Shawn Michaels: JBL (takes mic and looks into the camera) the reason you're hearing DX this and DX that, is because DX is what people wanna talk about. When are you gonna get it into your swelled up head that no-one gives a damn about you or your self-proclamation about bein' a wrestlin' god...

So far, the only person that's spoken about JBL, is JBL. What does that tell you? If I was you I'd go and find Ron Simmons, get him out of retirement and reform the APA, cause you're gonna need protection if you don't shut your mouth.....so while your thinkin' about that, why not suck on this....*Suck It hands*

*HBK walks off*

King: It seems that now he's back in the green and black of DX, Shawn Michaels has got his bad attitude back JR, and I LOVE IT!

JR: Well I don't, that jackass needs to learn some manners like he did when DX last split up...

 

[Cali]

X-Pac:Michaels cant wrestle on the 6 man tag match but... Orton can!

 

[Dan]

Angle: Nobody gives a damn about DX or the Union, people care about why i was screwed out of my backlash match by GM paul scholes. I demand an answer , before i come back there and make you tap out!
JBL you're just a dumb texan, and i no way are you a american hero like i am! But i'd still like to join you, even if it is just to put a end to DX and the union.



Carlito: Kurt while we're on the subject of our GM, i want to know why i have not been booked for any matches? Thats just not cool, the crowd want to see carlito so i demand you book me in a match on smackdown!

 

[Cali]

X-Pac:well as the DX are taking over Road Dogg will face you carlito!lets see what the GM has to say!

 

[Haribo]

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[-Jamster-]

I'm not GM. I'm just helping Rafa with the hosting.

 

[Haribo]

You still need Lesnar appearance/moveset Rafa (when you come online)?

 

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Angle: Nobody gives a damn about DX or the Union, people care about why i was screwed out of my backlash match by GM paul scholes. I demand an answer , before i come back there and make you tap out!
JBL you're just a dumb texan, and i no way are you a american hero like i am! But i'd still like to join you, even if it is just to put a end to DX and the union.



Carlito: Kurt while we're on the subject of our GM, i want to know why i have not been booked for any matches? Thats just not cool, the crowd want to see carlito so i demand you book me in a match on smackdown!

JBL:Well were gonna have to work on your manners but you being a man whos integrity is matched only by my own, it would be an honor to have you join what I am now calling the "Great Americans".

Welcome aboard.

 

[executioner]

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that you shouting or has you hip popped out of place again?

 

[Estill]

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y2J: What's the matter? The viagra just kickin' in grandad? You've been around for too long whitey, move over rover, it's time the Nature Boy took on a real lionheart, a true athlete for todays generation, to show just how out of tune and past it you really are.

So wha'dya say junior, I mean senior, why don't you stop livin' off 20 year old slogans that took as much time to come up with as it will take me to finally and indefinitely put an end to your ageing, frail career and step between the ropes to meet the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla', Y2J, Chris Jerichooo....

 

[executioner]

Y2J: What's the matter? The viagra just kickin' in grandad? You've been around for too long whitey, move over rover, it's time the Nature Boy took on a real lionheart, a true athlete for todays generation, to show just how out of tune and past it you really are.

So wha'dya say junior, I mean senior, why don't you stop livin' off 20 year old slogans that took as much time to come up with as it will take me to finally and indefinitely put an end to your ageing, frail career and step between the ropes to meet the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla', Y2J, Chris Jerichooo....

you got all of that out of "wooooo"?
wow, and i thought i was good at cutting promo's!

 

[nikos24]

*Lashley music starts, crowd goes wild to see the Beast*

King: Here comes Lashley JR, he made quite an impact at Backlash despite losing

JR: He certainly did King, and I wouldn't be surprised to see more of those performances. One thing that confuses me though King, why does he hang out with the likes of Hassan and Daivari? It just doesn't look right.

King: Well you know what they say JR, if you can't beat em, join em!

Lashley: It's GREAT to be here in MMMIINNEESSOTTAAAA! *Crowd happy* I have to be honest. I think we (Lashley and Hassan) just got off with the wrong foot. It was a good game, unfortunately though, it didn't work out for us. I do feel though now that we have a realistic chance now we got our act together. And so, now me and Hassan have decided once again on challenging for the title shot in a triple threat tag team game with Masters/Guerrero and ofcourse the champs Kane/Show! *Crowd stunned with great news* Do the Champions accept our challenge?

Oh and one more thing, me, Hassan and Daivari have created a stable. This name will be officialy announced if we win the titles at Judgement day. And I hope Christian and Orton are ready come this SmackDown for that no.1 contender's match.

 

[-Jamster-]

Edge:: Quite franclly no one cares if you're good at promo's or good im bead. The truth is that the only reason these people watch WWE is because of me.

@Nikos: Big Show and Kane don't have the titles theyy are vacant.

 

[Estill]

you got all of that out of "wooooo"?
wow, and i thought i was good at cutting promo's!

Just get into the character, and I think we all know how much Jericho loves to ramble on

Did raise a few valid points I think though...

Y2J: Yea, like how your an ancient fool who is defying the laws of science by still being able to step through the ropes at the tender age of 600 and something, tell ya wo...

Me: Calm down Chris....

 

[Diao]

Edge:: Quite franclly no one cares if you're good at promo's or good im bead. The truth is that the only reason these people watch WWE is because of me.

@Nikos: Big Show and Kane don't have the titles theyy are vacant.

NO!!!One of them is...not both you dumbum



Mid-Week SmackDown! Card

No 1 Contenders Match for the WHC
Christian V Randy Orton V Hassan

Buried Alive Match
Rock V HHH

First Blood Match
Hogan 80's V Stone Cold

Hogan (nWo) V Mankind

20 minute Ironman Match
Angle v Benoit

Shelton Benjamin V JBL

United States Championship
Masters (c) V Kane

Judgement Day Card

Last Man Standing Match
Chris Jericho v Christian

Handicap Match
Orton V Booker T and CM Punk

Handicap Match
Hogan (nWo) V Rock n' Sock Connection

WWE Tag Team Titles
Open Challenge TLC Match
Big Show(c) and Kane(c) V Masters and Guerrero V Hassan and Lashley

6 Man Torando Tag Match
DX (Micheals, Orton and Road Dogg) V Union (Edge, Hogan 80's and ?)

 

[Joel]

Bret: GM, please add Bret Hart vs The Has Been Kid for the WWE Title to the Judgement Day Card.