Smackdown v Raw 2006 Sim League!!

[-Jamster-]

Edge:: Well Christain, i don't currently have a match at Backlash so i accept your offer. But to just make it more interestling, LETS MAKE IT A TLC MATCH!!!!!

Hola Hola Hola!!!!

 

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

JBL: What kind of ppv would it be without me ? Do you people not know that I am a Wrestling God ? Don't you think the poor slobs of America who drool over wishing they were me have enough dissapointment in there lives without adding to it by taking away the greatest Wrestler who ever lived?

Shelton: Edge and Christian ? Give me a break I'll whoop both those fools

Sheltons Mama: My boy better get his shot or I'm gonna get mad and you don't wanna see me when I'm mad.

 

[-Jamster-]

Edge: Ok Shelton, pick any partner of your choice and me and Christian will meet both of you at Backlash for the tag team titles.

 

[Cali]

i pick Benjamin and knob ead cena

 

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

So who wants to tag with Shelton against these two fools ?

 

[Cali]

i pick Benjamin and Batista
ahhhh damn you^
now i AM BATISTA AND BIG SHOW

 

[-Jamster-]

Edge:: Us? Fools? No way man. Edge and Christain are the greatest tag team ever in the wwe and will always be. There is no chance you and your partner can beat us. I will slam that ladder into your tiny little face. Heck, you hould pick your mama as your partner. :ninja:

 

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Sheltons Mama: I know you didn't just say you would slam a ladder in my boys precious face. Hell if I felt like it I could take you both on but that would be a Handicap match for you.

Shelton: I found myself a partner a former world champion world tag champion and all round tough SOB

JBL: Thats right edge and Christian I hear you've been runnin' your mouths so I accepted the challenge and come PPV you will know what I know and all these people know *booooo* that I am a Wrasslin Gard!

 

[Cali]

Big show:I am The whole Dam Backlash!
*Batista interrupts
Batista:wooo woooo wow big man. I am BACK!!!!!

 

[-Jamster-]

Edge:: Fine. We will still destroy you at Backlash and win those ag team titles. Oh yeah, when i'm finished beating you and making you bleed, i will spear your mama. :ninja:

 

[Cali]

Big show:Eddie im coming for that intercontinental belt so ya better watch out.

 

[Haribo]

Big show:I am The whole Dam Backlash!

It ain't RVD. :huh:

 

[Scarface]

JBL: Thats right edge and Christian I hear you've been runnin' your mouths so I accepted the challenge and come PPV you will know what I know and all these people know *booooo* that I am a Wrasslin Gard!

Christian: We want the tag champs, not jelly belly bradshaw and Shelton "no personality, Mr stunt monkey" Benjamin. As you've stuck your nose where it doesn't belong, we can make it a triple threat TLC match. The greatest tag team in WWE history, E&C, vs Mummy's boy & the wrestling fraud vs the Tag Team Champions, Muhammed Hassan and Daiviri Patel.

..and for the benefit of those with flash photography....

Big show:I am The whole Dam Backlash!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Eat your heart out, Rob Van Dam.

 

[Haribo]

Christian: We want the tag champs, not jelly belly bradshaw and Shelton "no personality, Mr stunt monkey" Benjamin.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Paint job and a half.

 

[Scarface]

Very proud of that one :tongue:

 

[Estill]

Bret Hart accepts your challenge.

So on RAW, Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart in a ladder match. How does that sound?

Michaels Can't Wait For Hart

"Bret, I remember when Vince screwed you and I walked away with a deserved victory all those years ago, but with the chairman not exactly...on my side now, you better hope that he's vowing for you.

You may think that the Chairman will get what the Chairman wants, but believe me, once the Heart Break Kid starts tunin' up the band, all you're gonna have is Sweet Chin Music ringin' in your ears...."​

 

[Haribo]

Meh, might as well join in. I'll be Ric Flair.

http://univision.tripod.com/

 

[Scarface]

Haha.

Jim Ross: Bah gawd! Edge and Christian have just attacked Shelton Benjamin backstage. No, don't do it...BAH GAWD!

Joey Styles: OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD!

JR: Edge and Christian have just knocked the living daylights out of Shelton with a Con-Chair-to. What a sickening move. Shelton Benjamin's skull has been crushed.

The King: Edge and Christian look proud of themselves, J.R.

JR: Who can blame them? They've just given themselves the edge..no pun intended...for the TLC match on Sunday night. Have they got an 8th run in them? Find out Sunday night, only on Pay Per View™

 

[Haribo]

JR: Well that message is very clear, Ric Flair is not afraid of anyone in the WWE. Will anyone challenge the Nature Boy to a match? Wait a minute, that's, that's, that's a hotdog, I'll be right back...

 

[Cali]

Big show:come on then Nature boy.I need a fight