Smackdown v Raw 2006 Sim League!!

[nikos24]

John Cena's entrance hits up

King: Oh Jr, look at this, look at this! The champ is here!
JR: Yes he is King, how did Cena come out alive in that gruelling match last night with Taker and The Rock, I have no idea!

*Crowd goes wild, Cena approaches the ring, grabs the mic and raps*

Cena: "The dead man Taker, the People's champ, Rock
Was I in the right match? Coz they hella suck
An F-U to the dead man was all it took
Hell, Taker already looked dead from the first look
You was never a dead man
The whole time you were fakin'
And you beat John Cena?
You gravely mistaken
Yo Rock, I'm the real main eventer. You just "The Rock"
I'll stick your head up your ass, you can suck your own cock!
You guys want a rematch, hell that's fine with me
I'll whoop your asses again and pin both 1-2-3
By the time that is over, I'll be saying promptly
Cena is the real people's champ, You both CAN'T SEE ME!"

*Cena leaves fans absolutely delirious, and Cena's music hits again!!*

JR: That's Cena at his best King, what a statement!
King: I know, Taker, Rock watch out, Dr. Thuganomics is on his way!

​

 

[Scarface]

Did you make up that rap yourself? That was The Doctor Of Thuganomics at his best, he should return to that character.

NEXT WEEK on RAW

The Gold Rush tournament continues, with 2 more Quarter-Final matches. The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels vs The Immortal, Hulk Hogan, and Mr Monday Night, Rob Van Dam against the Rated R Superstar, Edge.

 

[nikos24]

Did you make up that rap yourself? That was The Doctor Of Thuganomics at his best, he should return to that character.

NEXT WEEK on RAW

The Gold Rush tournament continues, with 2 more Quarter-Final matches. The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels vs The Immortal, Hulk Hogan, and Mr Monday Night, Rob Van Dam against the Rated R Superstar, Edge.

Yes, believe it or not. Although I remember two lines from Cena and I just wrote them down. The "You beat Cena, you gravely mistaken" part. The rest I just made up, one reason why I picked Cena in the first place. .

I'll do my best for his next rap.

So, what's Cena's status now Mr. Chairman?

 

[Scarface]

If Cena beats JBL in the #1 contenders match on SmackDown next week, he will earn a title shot against Brock Lesnar at Judgment Day, in 2 weeks time.

 

[-Jamster-]

Ahhh. I'm ashamed. :no:

 

[nikos24]

If Cena beats JBL in the #1 contenders match on SmackDown next week, he will earn a title shot against Brock Lesnar at Judgment Day, in 2 weeks time.

Cena Sounds fair to the Doctor.

 

[Scarface]

Ahhh. I'm ashamed. :no:

About X-Pac pinning Samoe Joe? :tongue: Samoe Joe was the most impressive in the match, he was taking on everyone, while X-Pac didn't do so much, but that cost him in the end, and X-Pac was left with easy pickings. Due to his impressive performance, The Samoan Submission Machine may earn another title shot in the near future.

 

[fluke88]

Everythng goes black then Randys music blasts into the arena, too the dismay of some of Eddies and Reys fans.​

King: Yahey it's RANDY
JR: What does this little arrogant basterd want? hasn't he caused enough crap already!!

RANDY:

CUT THE MUSIC!! Good lord what a right garbage bin this place is full of Eddie and Rey lovers, come on then am waiting for the good old boring full of energy Eddie chants **Orton puts hands on ears and sticks them out towards the crowd** ** lots of boos from the crowd then the Eddie chants start*** EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE do you people forget he's in hell!!! **even more boos**

Let's get away from that pathetic person that they onced called a wrestler

**Orton Laughs** Now i know i haven't been around much lately but things are going to change around here the best ATHELETE in this corporation is back!! i am the person that this companys future is built around and all of you dumb nuts know it ** Orton poses** who the hell is Edge? who the hell Triple H? me RANDY ORTON is the guy you should all be watching, their just in MY shadow and they know it!! i want a title shot and i want it now!! i don't have too have a contenders match or any of that shite that goes on around here i am the man and that belt deserves too be around my waist don't all of you low lives agree?? **the full capacity of the crowd boo** i knew i shouldn't have asked you all, amnyway i want one and i want one know!!

Eddie, den ich hoffe, dass Ihres Hölle mögen - means Eddie i hope your liking hell in German hahaha

Ortons music starts again and the titotorna flashes with lights and fire works around MR CORPORATION



JR: Thats one evil little BASTERD!!
King: Thats one comeback i'll tell ya.


My first one i hope it's good enough lads.

 

[Scarface]

Oh Randy, that was very impressive, and I like your style. You will be in action this week on RAW, but you have to earn your title shots on this brand. So, instead, your match will be in preparation for your match the week after, in the Gold Rush Quarter Finals, against......

..The Texas Rattlesnake...Stone Cold, Steve Austin

 

[fluke88]

Randy: Holy shit not him.

Nah am not scared of no one. Fair enough about the fight but am having to fight who sorry ?? **Orton laughs** never heard of the guy, oh well just another legend THE LEGEND KILLER will have to crush, do i really have too fight him? my looks to his have surely already won me the match haven't they? whats he even doing here a big fat beer drinking **Crowd cheer** low life like him in the same company as me i'll end his carear with the R.K.O. then you'll all here the 1. 2. 3.

I think i best had get away from all of you anyway i don't wanna catch any infections for my big match do i, this place stinks.

 

[Joel]

*King Of Kings Music plays, as HHH makes his way to the squared circle*

"Randy, why don't you do us a favour and get the hell out of the ring and let the Main Eventers take over from here..............thank you."

"Heyman, you can throw anyone at me, I will always overcome them. 16 time World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair........no match for me. Up and rising young star Carlito........no chance. I told you on the first night, that no one in the back is good enough to hang with me".

"Now, why don't you stop running around playing games and making stupid little tournaments and just give me my title".

"Actually, I know you are not going to give me what I deserve, so I'll just carry on playing your games, but at the end of the tournament, you will realise who I am, but let me just remind you...........I am the Game, The Cerebral Assassin, The King Of Kings, The 10 time soon to be 11 time Heavyweight Champion".

"So it doesn't matter if it is Orton or Austin, Hogan or Michaels, RVD or Edge, the outcome will always be the same".

"And after that Paul, what is next........you going to start throwing The Sandman, Sabu, Mike Awsome or the rest of them ECW losers at me"?

Paul, with me it doesn't matter. You'll understand that soon".

 

[Scarface]

Good promo, Joel.

I forgot to post the results of the untelevised match, which took place after the show.

20 man Royal Rumble

Order of entry

1. Big Show
2. Kenny
3. Shawn Michaels
4. Orlando Jordan
5. Chris Jericho
6. Christian
7. Brian Kendrick
8. Jonny Nitro
9. Finlay
10. Randy Orton
11. Edge
12. Paul London
13. Rob Van Dam
14. Chris Masters
15. Abyss
16. William Regal
17. Stone Cold
18. Charlie Haas
19. Hulk Hogan
20. Muhammed Hassan

1. Shawn Michaels and Kenny eliminate Show
2. Chris Jericho eliminates Orlando Jordan
3. Nitro & Kenny eliminate Brian Kendrick
4. Chris Jericho & HBK eliminate Nitro
5. Finlay & Christian eliminate HBK
6. Kenny eliminates Christian
7. Edge & Kenny eliminate Paul London
8. Jericho & Edge eliminate Finlay
9. Abyss tosses Regal over
10. RVD eliminates Edge
11. Orton eliminates Ken Doane
12. Stone Cold & Orton eliminate Chris Jericho
13. Abyss & Masters throw Charlie Haas over
14. Abyss eliminates Masters

Final 6: RVD, Randy Orton, Stone Cold, Hulk Hogan, Abyss & Muhammed Hassan

15. RVD & Hulk Hogan dump Abyss out of the ring
16. Hulk Hogan & Orton eliminate Stone Cold
17. Muhammed Hassan eliminates Hulk Hogan
18. Orton & RVD eliminate Hassan

5 minutes later, Randy Orton hits the RKO, followed by a delayed kneedrop, he picks RVD up, and attempts to irish whip RVD over, but it's reversed. Orton holds onto the ropes, and it still on the ring apron. RVD hits Orton with a 3 kick combo, which knocks him off the ropes and onto the floor.

WINNER: Rob Van Dam (entered at #12)

 

[Haribo]

King: My God JR he did it, Rob Van Dam just beat 19 other men. He was my pick! I knew he could do it!

JR: Wasn't your pick Stone Cold?

King: WHAT!?

EDIT: The rumble was a DVD extra, right?

 

[theowalcott#32]

Can you post up the rosters again beacuse I'm sure I picked Mankind...

 

[Scarface]

Yeah, you did. I'll ask Rafa to copy it to the opening post in this thread, to make it easier to find.

WWE Owner: Vince Mcmahon - Reyes9

RAW

General Manager: Paul Heyman - Reyes9

Triple H - Joel Best
Shawn Michaels - Executioner
Stone Cold - arsenalboy
Carlito - Cali Clown
Chris Jericho - Dan19
CM Punk - Reyes9
The Big Show
Chris Masters - Nikos24
Abyss
Edge - Pauly Scholes
Charlie Haas
Randy Orton - Fluke88
Jerry Lynn - Reyes9
Ric Flair
Rob Van Dam - Haribo
Samoa Joe - Pauly Scholes
Shelton Benjamin
Kenny (Spirit Squad)
Gregory Helms
Tajiri
Sabu
Christopher Daniels - Pauly Scholes
Hulk Hogan
Chris Benoit
AJ Styles - not active yet (on the injured list)
X-Pac

WWE Title: VACANT
Intercontinental Title: CM Punk
X Division Title: X-Pac


SmackDown!

General Manager: TBA - TBA

Brock Lesnar - Haribo
The Undertaker - Cali Clown
Kane
JBL
John Cena - Nikos24
The Rock - Rafa
Batista
Bobby Lashley
Kurt Angle - Executioner
Booker T
Ken Kennedy
Rey Mysterio
Mankind - theowalcott32
Chavo Guerrero
Christian
Joey Mercury
Jonny Nitro
Finlay
Muhammed Hassan
Jeff Hardy - Fluke88
Matt Hardy
Paul London
Lance Storm - Reyes9
Justin Credible
Paul Burchill - not active yet (on the injured list)
William Regal


World Heavyweight Championship: Brock Lesnar
US Title: Mr Kennedy
Tag Team Titles: The Hardy Boyz

 

[Diao]

Ok, I'm The Rock eh?

I'll start doing this tommorrow I think

 

[nikos24]

We should really get this League back and going, it was great. :no:

 

[executioner]

We should really get this League back and going, it was great. :no:

Its getting harder for people to keep up with mate.

 

[theowalcott#32]

We should really get this League back and going, it was great. :no:

Aye, that it was.

 

[Diao]

It was good, but I think it can be really hard to keep up, maybe Reyes and I can make it come back, I wouldn't mind