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[P-GodII]

I've got a joke it's a bit raw but it grabs attention:-
What do a pork pie and a old womans "punani" have in common?
i'll put the answer on in a bit

You almost got it Reb but no thats not right the answer is
What do a pork pie and a old womans "punani" have in common?
You have to bite through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat

I thank you

 

[rebusrahman]

That is really queasy!

 

[lucy]

euughhh! did u have to?!! *cringes and nearly throws up at the same time* !! lol

 

[P-GodII]

I told you it gets peoples attention, is anyone doing anything good over the bank holiday weekend? i'm goin to the footy to see us stuff fulham and on sunday taking my son Camron on the ferry for the first time

 

[rebusrahman]

Is that the Ferry cross the Mersey?

I'm hopefully watching Man U v New on Sky and seeing my folks and going to an Asia festival (so lots of curry!)

 

[sheringham316]

ok i take it that u like curry!! lol i got a joke its a bit like the one which p god said but diff it too grabs attension

y r women so much like ovens??



u have to got the heat going be4 u SLAP the meat in

 

[rebusrahman]

That is terrible!!!

 

[P-GodII]

Yeah Reb it is the Ferry cross the Mersey, i get it to work everyday cause i live on the Wirral. I bet after havin all them curry's the toilet is goin to be yer best mate! Very nice joke Sheri316 i hope you put the oven up 220c FULL HEAT!!

 

[rebusrahman]

I only ever need the toilet bad if I eat an ultra hot curry!

 

[lucy]

umm seen as tho someone asked and no one replied, this weekend ive been staying at my sisters house in newcastle, went to see american wedding, had a meal, bought some clothes, had a good weekend. anyone else? oh and i hope your son likes the ferry! sweet.

 

[rebusrahman]

How was the film? Any good?

 

[jag87]

yeah its funny man. the opening scene is embarrasing as always for jim. Nothing always goes to plan for him..

 

[lucy]

yeah i thought it was really funny, but there was one scene that i found just too sick..i wont say incase anyone hasnt seen it yet!

 

[sheringham316]

oh i cant wait to see that film it looks weeeeell gooooood!!

 

[lucy]

lol it is. which is ur fave outta the 3 to anyone thats seen them all? or the first two for those who havnt

 

[jag87]

People say the No3 is the worst of the pack. It has some funny elements. But i like it but not as much as the second one.

 

[lucy]

i think im the same, a bit funny, but just too sick!

 

[sheringham316]

i havent seen the 3rd one yet but my fav out of the 2 was the 2nd one !!! is it betta then the 1st one but not as good as the 2nd one??

 

[lucy]

id say some bits were as funny as the second, but i think the 2nd was still better.

 

[sheringham316]

do u think that the 3rd one was betta then the 1st one??