stupid ideas that will never make it into pes3

[wixon]

streakers please! you could edit them edit mode to make there "parts" bigger and you could use streaker strategies so they could come on at a certain point in the match to distract the opposition.

how about a half time band aswell or even cheerleaders?

 

[Zygalski]

You could replace the actual players with those beach volleyball chicks...

 

[wixon]

there should be a cheat that turns all players into circus performers and the stadiums into a big top. pro evolution circus

 

[Zygalski]

They already have that.
It's called fifa.

From now on, I think I will refer to fifa as fafi.
Sounds similar to naff-y which it is.

 

[rebusrahman]

Here's a stoopid one... how about licenced teams and players and stadiums and online play? No, that's ridiculous... and no I'm not bitter at all! I'm not all that concerned about online while it's still too pricey but if PES3 was online I would buy the kit immediately and upgrade to b'band too. Waaaah! I dropped my rattle!

 

[wixon]

it seems that konami would be more likely to add streakers into the game than add proper licences. it can't be that expensive to get these licences surely!

 

[jamez]

Stupid as it may sound, what about a pre-match option to allocate say four different goal celebrations (similar to tactics screen) for your team? After you score you could press O,X,triangle or square and watch your player celebrate in style from a selection of tried and tested celebrations. How good would that be? None of this humping and 'male bonding' we see in PES2 at the moment.

Not sure if this has been done before in a game but ive always thought someone should do it.

 

[Zygalski]

I think that's a good idea.
Maybe use L2 with X etc to choose the celebration.
After you score, the player runs and you have 5 seconds to choose.
Like to see the Lua-Lua one in there!

 

[jamez]

Lua Lua would be good.

Or the classic shearer 'one hand in air'. Or the Vialli 'laying on your side likea roman emperor'.

The goalscorer could also be made to taunt the crowd by holding his hand to his ear to a crescendo of boos.

What about the klinsmann belly flop but minus the team mate group-hump. The distance you slide could be given in post match stats screen. Imagine how far you could go in the wet!

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Celebrations is a proper idea, and a good one at that.

If they could implement individual players with individual celebrations, I'd actually watch them, instead of X'ing through it all.

They could make a big database of all of the celebrations, that are common.

Heskey & Co's DJ-ing one (the one that's showing respect to DJ Spoony)

The Asprilla cartwheel-plus-gun-ish-action.

Robbie Keane's Cartwheel and Roll.

Montella & Co's aeroplane (already in, but I'm talking about being able to assign them)

Senegal's team dancing.

Bebeto's rocking-the-baby celebrating.

(as mentioned) Shearer's hand-in-the-air.

Ryan Giggs' I-don't-celebrate celebration.

(as mentioned) Klinsmann dive.

Speaking of diving, surely you should be able to dive during the game? Implemented properly, this would be the biggest addition to the actual gameplay that isn't there yet, that I can think of. Make it easier to dive as Totti etc.

*on with the celebration list*

Certain players (like Bowyer) celebrating over by the opposition fans, to get them angrier at him. Then they'd boo him every time he gets the ball (like that doesn't happen already IRL?).

Definitely, crowd and player interaction would be nice. You make a bad tackle, the opposition crowd punish you for it. Etc.

 

[Zygalski]

Nifty, you should be asking for royalties when the new games come out!

 

[jamez]

Diving! What a great idea!

Diving was featured in previous versions of FIFA but was not effective for anything other than giving the ball away. However it is a part of football whether you like it or not and would be a great addition to PES3.

If correctly used (convincingly) players could earn themselves PKs and Free kicks, however if overused could lead to bookings or even dismissal for the player (and upset mates during multiplayer games).

I hope someone from konami reads this section. They could learn a thing or two.

 

[Zygalski]

I don't know about diving.
Those Europeans would be at it all the time!

It didn't work too well in TIF as it always resulted in a booking most of the time.

Maybe if they do it well it could work.
But the refs are dodgy enough as it is!

Changing strictness of ref would be good
The difficulty has some effect but they do tend to cheat.

 

[rebusrahman]

Originally posted by jamez
Stupid as it may sound, what about a pre-match option to allocate say four different goal celebrations (similar to tactics screen) for your team? After you score you could press O,X,triangle or square and watch your player celebrate in style from a selection of tried and tested celebrations. How good would that be? None of this humping and 'male bonding' we see in PES2 at the moment.

Not sure if this has been done before in a game but ive always thought someone should do it.

Y'know, Jamez, it's sounds really familiar. I'm sure it has been used in some game or rather?

 

[rebusrahman]

How about violence! What about if Newcastle go one goal down you press L1 and Bowyer goes into the crowd and beats up an Asian fan. Press X repeatedly after that and then Woodgate joins in! In the replay you see the fan beating them up!

Or with classic man u you can use R3 to do a kung fu kick with Cantona. Or if you roll R3 you can get Vinnie Jones to grab Gazza's nuts and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

Or if you play as Lazio, Cardiff City, Bristol Rovers/City, Millwall, etc then if ur team loses press L1 + [] to start a riot then start to bring up a stadium devastation menu. If ur team wins, you get a sub-game where you have to take out a set number of fans (a la State of Emergency...shit game)...and then destroy a certain number of local, small businesses in the shadow of the stadium

 

[jamez]

Not sure if you are being sarcastic? I hope not as player controlled celebrations have never been in any game i have played before.

 

[rebusrahman]

I am not being sarcastic about celebrations (although I can be wrong y'know!). But of course I am being sarcastic about the violence.

 

[jamez]

You may be onto something there rebusrahman!

Exploring the depths of football violence is a niche area which PES3 could exploit to boost sales.

If your fans misbehave on a regular basis (England) then your fans wont have ticket allocations for away games (Macedonia, Turkey). Even better you could be forced to play subsequent home games behind 'closed doors' in the middle of switzerland or somewhere.

 

[jamez]

Sorry mate, didnt see the football violence post until i had sent the post questioning your possible goal celebration sarcasm.

 

[rebusrahman]

Hey! No probs mate.