Mambo said:
When players score they make homosexual celebrations...
That's already in there no? See: goalscoring player on the floor and other players jump on him and proceed to dry hump him/the group.
Here are my suggestions:
1. Outrageous Perugia mode where u somehow try to sign a player for no reason than for headlines. See: numerous female players and son of Colonel Khadaffi.
2. Attempt to play an exhibition match with an international team and find out some of your best players have been told to stay at their club/not turn up.
3. Attempt to play with a club team and find out one of your best foreign players has taken an extended vacation/not returned from his own country.