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Team PESGaming - FIFA 14 Clubs [PS3]

Ali

Ali

It is happening again
I did rather like that half-arsed attempt at a challenge from our keeper last night when they were through on goal. If the striker had gone down, I'd imagine a red card would have been given.
 
Joel

Joel

Administrator
Staff member
Can I PLEASE shoot a free kick if we get one in a good area tonight and are leading?

We were winning 2-1 a few nights ago and I shot the free kick and all of a sudden I got question marks from Phat. I was close to telling him to jump off a birdge into a fire, get extinguished only to find there is a pack of hungry wolves nearby and his legs are broken from the fall. Unfortunately for him, as the wolves are about to devour his heart thus killing him, a big bear comes out from no where and chases the wolves off. The bear is not hungry though. It is in fact very horny and ultimately it rapes Phatmann for 2-3 hours. Phat's feelings are still intact btw. The bear leaves and then Jon Snow arrives to present the news to Phat until he dies :folarm:
 
Phatmann

Phatmann

HGW XX/7
Joel said:
Can I PLEASE shoot a free kick if we get one in a good area tonight and are leading?

We were winning 2-1 a few nights ago and I shot the free kick and all of a sudden I got question marks from Phat. I was close to telling him to jump off a birdge into a fire, get extinguished only to find there is a pack of hungry wolves nearby and his legs are broken from the fall. Unfortunately for him, as the wolves are about to devour his heart thus killing him, a big bear comes out from no where and chases the wolves off. The bear is not hungry though. It is in fact very horny and ultimately it rapes Phatmann for 2-3 hours. Phat's feelings are still intact btw. The bear leaves and then Jon Snow arrives to present the news to Phat until he dies :folarm:
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If you score a free-kick then yes you can shoot a free-kick. If you don't score I will call you a cunt and you'll have to take it without getting angry. Your free-kick hit the wall or went over which is a waste since we have big man Barn in the box and can get an easy goal by attempting to chip it into him. I don't mind Original? shooting on free kicks as he has scored quite a few.
 
BarnDoor

BarnDoor

Witchfinder General
It's a reasonable request Joel. But if you miss, then everything you wished on Phats will be done unto you.
 
Joel

Joel

Administrator
Staff member
How many times have we scored from the chipping attempt? Three times out of one billion? Fuck outta here with that, Phat. I get we should do it when we're down or drawing, but if we have a lead, I should be able to have a pop. That was like the first free kick I have taken with my pro, but I am good at it offline. Piss me off and I will NEVER chip the ball in again. I will go straight into Balotelli mode, I swear.
 
BarnDoor

BarnDoor

Witchfinder General
Right - it's settled. At some point tonight Phats will go in goal and me and Joel will be central defenders. In the same game.
 
S

Sweey

*RETIRED*
[MENTION=180348]Ali[/MENTION] I kept seeing wide open spaces and you weren't raping them so I thought I would. Loved my assist last night where I ran from the CAM area in an arc out to the wing and crossed for Barn. Sexual.
 
Ali

Ali

It is happening again
Sweey said:
[MENTION=180348]Ali[/MENTION] I kept seeing wide open spaces and you weren't raping them so I thought I would. Loved my assist last night where I ran from the CAM area in an arc out to the wing and crossed for Barn. Sexual.
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While you were raping the wide open spaces, they were raping our defence.

IronCity said:
alright big man
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Love you really.
 
Bish

Bish

Registered User
I was getting severe lag and button delay last night in every match, hope it was just for that day.

If we're talking playing out of position, I wouldn't mind a go at full back sometime.
 
Makavelian

Makavelian

Registered User
I think my best position is DMF. I can do a job elsewhere but I am inconsistent but always have a decent game in there. It does get boring there though at times because we are so direct and nearly every pass is going forward.
 
Joel

Joel

Administrator
Staff member
:josecry:

I'm not even sure I've played many games without you on this version, Barn.

Two weeks ago everything I was touching was going in. Now I'm letting off weak shots, having penalties saved and fucking up one on ones.

Re. penalties before I upset anyone; do we still give the person who won the penalty the kick?
 
IronCity

IronCity

Banned
the first idea for penalites is to develop a list of those who do not get penalty kick button lag. I have yet to take a penalty in fifa14, but in fifa13 it was horrible for me.

i am so nervous about it that I think i would take my first penalty in the yellow and find out there is no lag. so bottom line is other than ET penalties in a cup match I am deferring - but to who?
 
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