i never really give money to homeless people. purely cos thats all they spend it on - drugs or alcohol.
i much prefer to take the piss out of them.
'Big Issue please?'
'Why? the shoe you're wearing looks to fit fine.'
'Have you got any change for a coffee?'
'Its alrite ive just had one, but thanx for offering'
'Have you got no respect for the poor?'
'No'
'Help the homeless'
'I would if you weren't wearing nike trainers'
sorry, i just think they should get a job and leave us alone.