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Wife gone because of PES!

Chooka_75

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Are you Hulk Hogan?

Nope, not Hulk Hogan. More like The Rock...keep those smart ass comments up and i'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass...if ya smell-ell-elll-elll-owwww, what The Rock.... is....cookin'!........BROTHER!

No seriously, don't know what just came over me. Watched too much wrestling i think. Always looking for an opportunity to throw some WWE lines in...Sorry!

Wont do it again mufcsean...brother!
 

muzza798

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I am being serious when i say this but i fear for Obamas life. Im not taking the piss when i say 'The Clan' could go for him. Cos im guessing some of them would give their lives to see obama dead. I just see it coming. I mean how many assasination attempts have their been to date? Alot, and seing as Obama is black that will be more concering. I mean if people wanted Regan dead Obama has got to be well protected. Best speach giver ive ever seen or heard and is so inspiring.
 

Dale C.

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I am being serious when i say this but i fear for Obamas life. Im not taking the piss when i say 'The Clan' could go for him. Cos im guessing some of them would give their lives to see obama dead. I just see it coming. I mean how many assasination attempts have their been to date? Alot, and seing as Obama is black that will be more concering. I mean if people wanted Regan dead Obama has got to be well protected. Best speach giver ive ever seen or heard and is so inspiring.


Im sure the protection on obamas part will be more than ever.... the clan wont get near him...

look what happened to them 'neo-nazi's' idiots.
 

SimonFFC

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No it's not funny, even if it is a lie.

If it is true, you are such a fucking loser. A game is a fucking game, nothing more.

You should never put it before anyone, let alone your wife.

You are just a sad reflection upon most of todays society.

Get a life you cunt.

LOL!! but yeh this is total bullshit.
 

ceysin

Registered User
My GF left me due to PS3 and especially PES...
I don't care.. its her choice.. Gaming will always be one of my biggest hobbies till death.. I'm 29 years old btw..
 

kevin1980

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Funny shit actually ...

The thread, however, is not as daft as it seems - I seem to recall a story in the press a couple of years ago about a divorce petition that made reference to the fact that the husband was more bothered in spending time on his PC playing Championship Manager than giving his wife a good seeing to ...!

As for the comments on Obama, I think it is only a matter of time before there is burning cross erected in the garden of the White House - my heart goes out to his wife, kids and the new puppy (!) who are the prime targets for kid/dog napping etc
 

McCarthy_BAL

Registered User
hahahaha, this whole thread made me laugh true or not!!
Ppls reactions are classic.
Good read, brightened my day up at work.......lol
Just 2 add tho, my ex used 2 get the ump when i played Football manager, but i still payed alot of attention 2 her, she just used to get pi55ed off.
as for my bird now, she gets the ump coz im always late and she knows its down 2 BAL.......aw well. Still she comes b4 pes tho!! hahaha and just after West Ham.
 

R9NALD9

Registered User
hahahaha, this whole thread made me laugh true or not!!
Ppls reactions are classic.
Good read, brightened my day up at work.......lol
Just 2 add tho, my ex used 2 get the ump when i played Football manager, but i still payed alot of attention 2 her, she just used to get pi55ed off.
as for my bird now, she gets the ump coz im always late and she knows its down 2 BAL.......aw well. Still she comes b4 pes tho!! hahaha and just after West Ham.

lol this made me laugh
 

ehsancgfx

Registered User
In fact my wife is complaining to me that she is having less sex from me just for the PES. she also hates when i sit with PES on my PC.Everytime she calls me for sex i cant resist but when i play PES 2009 , she cant win me :D
 

willmo

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I always play my pes after work for hours and at weekends sometimes with mates round and my wife never really moaned.I started to notice my disc was getting massive scratches on it and I had replaced 3 consoles thinking thats what was causing the problem until one day..

I came home one day early from work unexpectedly and when i got in i heard a strange noise coming from upstairs I went up to investigate and opened our bedroom door and there was my wife with a key in her hand scratching my DISC!!! i was so angry I shouted at her and she was screaming how i care more about the game than her! well she was right ! i kicked her out that day and filed for divorce and to celebrate invited my mates round for a tourny we named it the batchelors cup LOL! i mean im not getting any sex lately and infact i have even stopped taking care of my appearance but im happy now its just me as i get to play my pro all day long i might even quit work and sign on the dole ?

anways anyone else had a problem like this?

Best. Thread. Ever.

agree , how funny!!!
 
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