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Wife gone because of PES!

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saintric

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I always play my pes after work for hours and at weekends sometimes with mates round and my wife never really moaned.I started to notice my disc was getting massive scratches on it and I had replaced 3 consoles thinking thats what was causing the problem until one day..

I came home one day early from work unexpectedly and when i got in i heard a strange noise coming from upstairs I went up to investigate and opened our bedroom door and there was my wife with a key in her hand scratching my DISC!!! i was so angry I shouted at her and she was screaming how i care more about the game than her! well she was right ! i kicked her out that day and filed for divorce and to celebrate invited my mates round for a tourny we named it the batchelors cup LOL! i mean im not getting any sex lately and infact i have even stopped taking care of my appearance but im happy now its just me as i get to play my pro all day long i might even quit work and sign on the dole ?

anways anyone else had a problem like this?
 
CaptainCabinet

CaptainCabinet

Trapped In Cabinets
That would be an appropriate course for a scummer.

Though the percentage of that story I actually believe is less than 0.
 
.:jester:.

.:jester:.

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if this is real then your a dick!
if its bull shit then your still a dick!

haha

thats my two cents.
 
Stormrider

Stormrider

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If thats the truth you seriously need some help man. If you made the story up, get some help anyways :tongue:
 
deanos63

deanos63

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scouse_god

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saintric said:
I always play my pes after work for hours and at weekends sometimes with mates round and my wife never really moaned.I started to notice my disc was getting massive scratches on it and I had replaced 3 consoles thinking thats what was causing the problem until one day..

I came home one day early from work unexpectedly and when i got in i heard a strange noise coming from upstairs I went up to investigate and opened our bedroom door and there was my wife with a key in her hand scratching my DISC!!! i was so angry I shouted at her and she was screaming how i care more about the game than her! well she was right ! i kicked her out that day and filed for divorce and to celebrate invited my mates round for a tourny we named it the batchelors cup LOL! i mean im not getting any sex lately and infact i have even stopped taking care of my appearance but im happy now its just me as i get to play my pro all day long i might even quit work and sign on the dole ?

anways anyone else had a problem like this?
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Just think u spent all your time thinging this story up, wanting people to go "wow your great, i cant believe you did that" and actually think people would 1) believe u and 2) think it was a good idea

The only part i actually believe in all of that is "im not getting any sex lately" and "i have even stopped taking care of my appearance"

Although I would replace lately with ever!

Oh and one final point, if you thought a computer was wrecking your disks you would check other disks, you wouldnt just replace 3 consoles!

Idiot!
 
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l3ath3m

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haha were a harsh society, the thought that all the guy wanted to do was make people laugh and possibly make friends....

were all missing the point here, were just abusing the fact he "changed 3 consoles" "stopped takin care of his appearance" "gettin no sex", the fact he probably hasnt got a girlfriend, let alone a wife is the main fabrication

ha
 
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arvopart

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saintric said:
I always play my pes after work for hours and at weekends sometimes with mates round and my wife never really moaned.I started to notice my disc was getting massive scratches on it and I had replaced 3 consoles thinking thats what was causing the problem until one day..

I came home one day early from work unexpectedly and when i got in i heard a strange noise coming from upstairs I went up to investigate and opened our bedroom door and there was my wife with a key in her hand scratching my DISC!!! i was so angry I shouted at her and she was screaming how i care more about the game than her! well she was right ! i kicked her out that day and filed for divorce and to celebrate invited my mates round for a tourny we named it the batchelors cup LOL! i mean im not getting any sex lately and infact i have even stopped taking care of my appearance but im happy now its just me as i get to play my pro all day long i might even quit work and sign on the dole ?

anways anyone else had a problem like this?
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Wow everybody seems to lost their humour. I am tootally with you mate. And to tell you the truth women are a pain ...pes will always be there for you! I had problems with my girl but now she is playing too! Convert them or send them away!!!
Totally with you. Well done.
 
L . F . C

L . F . C

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No it's not funny, even if it is a lie.

If it is true, you are such a fucking loser. A game is a fucking game, nothing more.

You should never put it before anyone, let alone your wife.

You are just a sad reflection upon most of todays society.

Get a life you cunt.
 
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Mr Darkstar

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L . F . C said:
No it's not funny, even if it is a lie.

If it is true, you are such a fucking loser. A game is a fucking game, nothing more.

You should never put it before anyone, let alone your wife.

You are just a sad reflection upon most of todays society.

Get a life you cunt.
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Slightly unnecessary but hey, he got the reaction he wanted from it so i say well done to you!
 
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