BarnDoor
Witchfinder General
Ok here's the deal barn; you won't be an admin, ever, because you're a faggot.
Wait, that's a bit harsh, you won't be an admin because you make posts laughing at dead people, threatening old people, inciting racial hatred and hatred of those who are morbidly obese.......do you want me to carry on? If so, the fact you're a newcastle fan may come in to play as well.
Guilty as charged. But I was under the impression that would all amount to me being a prime candidate for the position, especially in a shitheap of a site like this?