Brackley's Best

[oasiskp]

wondering what the most irrelevent or out of place comments you have heard so far on PES5 from the mighty Peter Brackley (or good ol' Trev for that matter)

mine is "Its been a hard fought game" in the 2nd minute of the game.

I do love Trev's "well done for trying" quotes too.

 

[doctor_Evil_2nd]

i know if you dont shoot you dont score, yadda yadda yadda.

After I missed a sitter from 5 yards. lol

 

[Keyser Soze]

Mine was probably something like "That skimmed the crossbar" as I skied it over, don't even think it would skim the top of the stadium let alone the crossbar.

 

[WelshSpikeyMike]

'Don't throw the controller at the screen, it's a decent result.'

 

[wr50l]

On a Ronaldinho freekick from 40m which hit the bar -
"He just doesn't have the skill or the composure to shoot from that range"

"The keeper made a mess of that but his defenders cleared it up for him" just about anytime a keeper fails to catch a shot.

 

[Singey]

i love it when on pes4 when you score a goal and the player runs off only to find that he is offside and he holds his head in shame..... and then you hear "GOAL" from trev a few mins later

 

[Tozz]

when I was accidentally left english commentary on, and computer player shot just outside penalty area a shot that wen't at least 2 meters over cross bar "That was just millimeters away"

 

[jackass]

It was funny when u score another goal in the 90th minute in a 6 - 0 thrashing and trevor says "They cant afford to be too complacent"

 

[Krook]

Does anyone remember in PES3 when you do a wicked long pass, Trevor Brooking would sometimes make a "aah" noise. I used to laugh every time....

 

[Merseyrider]

Yup, I've also had the 'That was close!' comments when I'm foolin` around and smashin` it way ower the cross bar

 

[Keyser Soze]

And the "Perfect example of switching play effortlessly" saying when I over-hit my pass by atleast 10 yards.

 

[Singey]

"i think some of the crowd thought that was in... me too" is often said when the ball flys hopelessly wide and hits a seat in row z

 

[Krook]

"i think some of the crowd thought that was in... me too" is often said when the ball flys hopelessly wide and hits a seat in row z

The funny thing about that is you'd think it is a conversation between both commentators but it's just Trevor.

 

[RedBlooded]

"That was more like a rugby conversion!" / "That was more like a shot on a golf course!"

Especially one after the other, while you're passing the ball around at the back.

Does anyone remember in PES3 when you do a wicked long pass, Trevor Brooking would sometimes make a "aah" noise. I used to laugh every time....

That was hilarious


Oh, and the classic end-of-game analysis from Trev:

"Yes, you'd better rest your thumbs after that one!"

 

[Quigg]

another one

Brooking shouts "What a strike!!" When you score a header!!

 

[tom pain]

I've had a follow-up shot hit the keeper on the back aftr he made the initial save, and Brooks said:

"He couldn't collect it cleanly so he punches it away."

Or something along those lines.:mellow:

 

[BlackCats101]

Some older ones...
Brackley, usually after the ball has been cleared up the pitch away from the box: 'Is that going to be a penalty?!'
Trevor: 'Oh and what are they doing behind the goal? (wink)'
Trevor: 'Everybody just needs to calm dahnnn'

 

[Paul B]

Has anyone heard them say at the end of the match:

Trevor: "I think our player's thumbs must be getting tired after that."
Peter: "Yes, I think you'd better give that thumb a rest!"

Talk about adding realism to the game.

 

[Haribo]

Has anyone heard them say at the end of the match:

Trevor: "I think our player's thumbs must be getting tired after that."
Peter: "Yes, I think you'd better give that thumb a rest!"

Talk about adding realism to the game.

Better saying thumb than wrist. That would be worrying.

 

[BlackCats101]

Has anyone heard them say at the end of the match:

Trevor: "I think our player's thumbs must be getting tired after that."
Peter: "Yes, I think you'd better give that thumb a rest!"

Talk about adding realism to the game.

heh-that's quite funny....but you'd probably turn the commentary off after that