You devious little hound. Just coming into my third updated Stoke season, last season was a nice mid-table finish. Having secured the permanant signings of José Sosa and Ever Banega after successful loan deals, I planned to make signings elsewhere.
Ryan Taylor and Giles Barnes have moved on for combined fees of £32.5m, both with sell-on clauses. Antonio Valencia has come in for a rather inflated £8.25m, and one scout picked up on Diego Buononatte after my target shifted after the ridiculous prices quoted for Renato Augusto. Loaning in Miralem Pjanic from Lyon also allowed for Lulinha to go out on-loan, likewise with signing Diego allowing for the unhappy Jem Karacan to spend a season in Spain with Levante.
Nicolas Anelka has come in as back-up on loan for five months, paying a small amount of his wages after Adriano opted for Sunderland on-loan as opposed to me on a permanant deal. Sadick Adams will probably be loaned out now. I'm trying to negotiate a right-back but proving fruitless after clubs want stupid money for Mark Wilson, Anthony Vanden Borre and Glen Johnson. Abdoulaye Faye and Andrew Davies are filling in at the moment.
Diego Lugano is another player to join, after agreeing a pre-contract deal to join from Fenerbahce. Samir Nasri was also close to making a sensational switch to the Potteries, only for Barcelona to nip in with an offer and for him join them after his Arsenal contract expired. Salvatore Foti is expected to sign on-loan to take a closer look at him after promising scouting reports.
Looking at bringing in a right-back then, potentially a left-back as Michael Ball isn't competition enough for Joe Mattock at the moment. A couple of loans and we're laughing, I think.