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Greatest Masterbator

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Super 14 Champions 2006
well.. thats what its for.. and.. to gross people out.. i have another FG corker.. but.. that will come later...
 
The-Clash

The-Clash

Registered User
jMz said:
From JackinWorld.com

CAN YOU MASTURBATE TOO MUCH?
For the first few months or years after they discover masturbation, almost all guys masturbate more often than they ever will in their lives. It's not uncommon for a 13- or 14-year-old to masturbate 3, 4, or even 5 or 6 times per day. (We even heard from a fellow who once managed to orgasm 22 times during a 24-hour period!) It's not surprising, then, that some guys worry they may be doing it too much. It is possible that time spent masturbating could be put to more productive use — but if you would have spent it just watching TV or something, don't worry about it. Just enjoy it and know that in a couple of years, you'll probably throttle back on your masturbatory habits somewhat.
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Dude, your reading too much into this, you don't wanna end up like Divino1.
 
Travis Bickle

Travis Bickle

not to be taken seriously
I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that's why

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.
 
nath_scfc

nath_scfc

Registered User
Travis Bickle said:
I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that's why

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.
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:D I haven't heard that one before, its class nonetheless.
 
Travis Bickle

Travis Bickle

not to be taken seriously
It's off "men behaving badly".


Anyone read "trainspotting", when spud picks up a dead squirrel and these old women are looking over in disgust and renton shouts "remember to wrap gaffa tape round it, so it doesn't split when you fuck it."

A bit off-topic but keeping to the same low-brow humour. Irvine Welsh also has a character in one of his short stories who regularly fucks a melon ?!?!?! I think the guy's obsessed with masturbation.
 
The-Clash

The-Clash

Registered User
Travis Bickle said:
It's off "men behaving badly".


Anyone read "trainspotting", when spud picks up a dead squirrel and these old women are looking over in disgust and renton shouts "remember to wrap gaffa tape round it, so it doesn't split when you fuck it."

A bit off-topic but keeping to the same low-brow humour. Irvine Welsh also has a character in one of his short stories who regularly fucks a melon ?!?!?! I think the guy's obsessed with masturbation.
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Maybe Divino1 is Irvine Welsh?
 
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