I think I'll be looking to join the club Benzema is playing for, should Manchester United ever deem my services surplus to requirements.
I can't complain too much, because Rooney, Tevez, and Ronaldo, are usually pretty good at converting chances. But every now and again they'll do completely the wrong thing from a brilliant pass, and leave me cussing at the television. Berbatov is a useless sod like. But perhaps the worst forward I've had the displeasure of playing alongside, well... with, as I'm a SMF, is Pavlyuchenko. He was garbage and then some!
Oh! As for how I like to score my goals. I'll take whatever comes my way, especially as a SMF, but I appreciate it when my team mates see my run between full-back and centre-back and feed the ball just in front of me, which I can then either slot past the out-rushing GK, or take it around him. And I've done well in the past with stealing in at the near post when the play is coming down the opposite flank. I've provided a lot more assists than goals this year, though, so far anyway.