That's it! I am really fucked off now! I am in a swearing to get all my rage out mood, so bare with me. I have tried playing the game, and it's just not happening. Passing is shit, ball control is wank, player movement is cunty, first touch is just pityful and don't get me fucking started on player how fucking random the players are..... oh wait lets talk random. Hello Lampard, you're free down the middle, I'll pass to you! Queue pressing of pass button with the correct direction pressed on the D-Pad. Wait Lampard, the ball isn't going to you, it's going all the way back to Cech as he is the only player totally unmarked?! FUCK THAT SHITE.
I want to be able to play pro evo without having to put in the same amount of effort the real life player put in to play the real sport. I don't get paid 50 grand a week to play your fuckhole of a shitty game Konami, get fucking real and update the fucking game to one that's worth playing and that has fun in it when you play. Oh wait, you did; Pro evo 2 updated to pro evo 3. Maybe you might actually get it fucking right in pro evo 6. Here's fucking hoping.
Oh yeah, and to people online who play it, I am not "just shit", the game is just shit. I am just about to go and have a rattle at Pro Evo 3 and actually enjoy playing the series for once since October. Put the fun back into it Konami, or I'll just put up with the even crapper Fifa, just cos it actually plays how I want it, with a little fun and enjoyment.
"It plays fine for me on 6-Stars" Fuck that, do you have no life and play the game 24/7 apart from when you fucking sleep? I have been playing since the first day of release and I can't do fuck all with any players, and by fuck I have tried. Sluggish, lazy bunch of cunts, that's all my players seem to be. I tried 1 star setting, played okay, waaaaaaaaaaay too easy. put it to 2 and players started to run rings around me and pass like I wasn't on the pitch. 3,4,5 & 6 stars are even worse, having no distinct difference in playing style of the opposing team. They just play like super robots from the super football planet of addireeni (ADDidasREEbokNIke).
I hate this game more than I hate Sam Carson and piles.