Stevie Baby
Village Idiot
No, this post isn't about my sudden arousement over PES5, just a game I played earlier.
My old pal bought his memory card over, he hasn't beaten my in PES before and he reckoned he had a trick up is sleeve.
His trick was this:
He had created a whole team of 16 players, EXACTLY the same. An army of blue haired freaks about 8 foot tall, maxed out stats and all stars included in their thingies. Bollocks I thought. I chose Chelsea and hope for a win.
He score one goal
He scored a second
Then a third
Gudjohnson scored
He socred a fouth.
Right, it's half time and I'm being anally penetrated 4-1 by this team of men built like houses. Even my FK's are useless against them. I opted for a 4-1-1-4 formation. Four frickin CFs in the box and only Makelele and Lampard in midfield.
I score my second via Mr Crespo almost straight after the break - yay.
It's the 80th minute and I'm 4-2 down.
Then it's 4-3 (Lampard)
Then 4-4 (Drogba)
Then 4-5 (Gudjohnson again)
YES!!
Damn that felt good.
Morale of the story - don't cheat, or Stevie will beat you in the last 10 minutes.
Christ what a game.:laugh:
My old pal bought his memory card over, he hasn't beaten my in PES before and he reckoned he had a trick up is sleeve.
His trick was this:
He had created a whole team of 16 players, EXACTLY the same. An army of blue haired freaks about 8 foot tall, maxed out stats and all stars included in their thingies. Bollocks I thought. I chose Chelsea and hope for a win.
He score one goal
He scored a second
Then a third
Gudjohnson scored
He socred a fouth.
Right, it's half time and I'm being anally penetrated 4-1 by this team of men built like houses. Even my FK's are useless against them. I opted for a 4-1-1-4 formation. Four frickin CFs in the box and only Makelele and Lampard in midfield.
I score my second via Mr Crespo almost straight after the break - yay.
It's the 80th minute and I'm 4-2 down.
Then it's 4-3 (Lampard)
Then 4-4 (Drogba)
Then 4-5 (Gudjohnson again)
YES!!
Damn that felt good.
Morale of the story - don't cheat, or Stevie will beat you in the last 10 minutes.
Christ what a game.:laugh: