...Right I think I've listed pretty much every wanksnest there that hasn't/isn't going to be in Pro yet. No I refuse to believe a good fucking load of them exist too but apparently they can kick a fucking ball and are sanctioned by FIFA to play in competitive competitions so that's all that matters.
You see when I play Pro with someone, and its international teams, it has to have an interesting twist on it. For example - England vs. Northern Ireland. If England lose, that shithole can stay part of the UK. If not, then N. Ireland will be cut off from Ireland via a giant chainsaw and left to float aimlessly somewhere, hopefully up to the North Pole. Other meaningful clashes include USA Vs. Mexico (If the US win, they've gotta stop jumping the fucking border in droves) and Germany Vs. Poland, where if they win they can invade that arsehaven once more. You should try it yourself, you might play better with a country's cuntin existence at stake.
I look forward to Serbia vs. Bosnia for control of the Balkans and Estonia vs. Russia to hold off the Soviet threat, but I live in hope for the day when I can relive such classic rivalries as:
Iran or USA vs. Iraq (USA gain control of Iraq and so forth)
USA vs. Cuba (USA can bomb Cuba)
Israel vs. Palestine (Palestine is recognized; or Isreal conquers the region)
North Korea vs. South Korea (for control of Korea)
Ethiopia vs. Sudan (for rights to supplies; the loser's entire population dies of starvation)
Turks and Caicos Islands vs. Sáo Tomé e Príncipé (To prove once and for all who the shittest team in the world truly is)
In our world these are legally binding - so far Russia has regained almost all of the Eastern Bloc, Turkey have re-established their Ottoman Empire in Greece and Bulgaria (must do Russia/Turkey for control of their soon) and England have gone Imperial once more and have added Ireland, South Africa, China and Norway to their domains.
If only all political matters could be solved by a game of football eh?