The Messiah
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The weekend just gone i went for a couple of drinks with my ex (who i still get on with). Just a friendly night out, nothing shady.
Obviously this got back to my girlfriend who called me up around 3 in the morning asking for an explaination (her ugly mates had seen me with her & said i was sleazing). Thinking quickly i blurted something about Pro Evo & that i had a tournament with the lads @ my flat. A phone call later i had my mates memory card (he had stayed in playing Pro Evo & had saved some goals on his memory card).
Using the times on the memory card as evidence i blagged my girlfriend. If only OJ Simpson had thought of this.
So if you ever need an alibi use your PS2 & remember. "With great power comes great responsibility..."
Obviously this got back to my girlfriend who called me up around 3 in the morning asking for an explaination (her ugly mates had seen me with her & said i was sleazing). Thinking quickly i blurted something about Pro Evo & that i had a tournament with the lads @ my flat. A phone call later i had my mates memory card (he had stayed in playing Pro Evo & had saved some goals on his memory card).
Using the times on the memory card as evidence i blagged my girlfriend. If only OJ Simpson had thought of this.
So if you ever need an alibi use your PS2 & remember. "With great power comes great responsibility..."