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Nah it wasn't that. I only started calling out of desperation when I realized he was being a cunt and not passing it to anyone.

I called as well.

Very true. And what was with all those penalties we didn't get?

We usually struggle with more than 7 players. Problem is, we don't have enough to split. And sometimes we might only get 5-6 on. On a lighter note, I bet Joel was relieved when I scored in that last game. I was getting ready to shout all kinds of abuse at him.

Very happy to score that chipped goal - first time I've done that on this FIFA, so I get the accomplishment. Good night all round. Should - should - be back where we belong soon.

That's very kind of you Ali but I was as bollocks as anyone, keep scuffing or missing my ground shots of late which is unacceptable. I think Joel's the only one who could come out of last night with any credit. It was just complete arse across the board and there's no point analyzing it.

So last night's shitness was bookended by two big wins. What the fuck is going on? I know one thing - I hate playing in the rain, especially when I'm playing midfield. I can't slide-tackle properly because I have no control of my VP and he can't get back up quick enough. It's hard to explain...

If my internet doesn't revert to being cancerous I might be on to stop this WOATage tonight.

Joel I read that entire post as 'I MUST PLAY AS STRIKER'. Me and you together Joel, to the ends of time. Remember that. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.

Well if I'm playing in midfield for a bit lets mix it up, give other cunts a go. Try different people every night. I probably won't be on tonight anyway.

I meant winning the D1 title. As I said, I have something like 250 goals in 330 games, plus about 65 assists. And of course it's a fucking old boys club. Some of us have been playing Clubs since its inception. We deserve precedence.

Oh you'd love that wouldn't you? In any case, I'll go midfield again. But this must be harming my 3-in-4 goal-to-game ratio.

I can't recall us doing so. I don't know what happened. Mak's goal just killed my internet, and it's been off-on ever since. As such I may not be on tonight.

Before starting last night I needed 2 more yellow cards for an accomplishment (I was on 18). You all saw me get three, yet when I checked at the end it said I had 19? Some great play in that last game, and I was happy to get 4 very different goals. I think I might have a spell in midfield or...

Right looks like I'm going to have to sort this shit out again tonight.

Oh I wanted to murder someone when that went in.

We needed to win to get promoted. We were 1-0 down until the 84th minute, when an inviting cross by Joel was headed home by yours truly. We then pressed on and in the 88th minute the ball broke to Bam in the penalty area and he neatly tucked it home. It reminded me a bit of Lineker's equalizer...

I thought we were done. To be honest I thought we were done the moment I saw it was raining.

I return tonight.

Bear in mind Ali doesn't know our history Ziss. 4231 was a staple for years.