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That angle behind the goal terrified me.

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I didn't either. Good to bear in mind when playing the scum.

Is that a cry for attention?

If in doubt I usually go with the chipped through ball, because at the very least you might be able to cause problems for the defender, at least force him to make a hasty clearance and avoid the quick counter. Good games though overall. Rather embarassed though Andy outscored me by two in the...

I think Steve Williams and Terry Gordy are needed.

Bish why the fuck would you make the Nasty Boyz?

Anyone coming on tonight? I'm on now

Yeah sorry about that - I was watching SSN in the hope that we might sign some talentless bastard named Mariappa.

I'm on now.

Hang on how many times did we win?

As pleased as I am it hurt not being part of it. This needs to happen earlier tonight. Not surprised Joel hasn't come crawling on yet. Sweey that probably made sense given what happened in that earlier game. Even I was surprised.

Best we've played in a long time last night...some excellent stuff. Only complaint is that we probably should have scored more goals.

Clubs now.

I'll give it back don't you worry about that Berry. And if I was killed, I would fully expect someone to avenge my tragic demise.

I know it'd be frustrating but it would be a funny optional extra if, in the friendlies at least, you could turn actual injuries on, so a human player has to be substituted and gets kicked out of the game as a result. Then you could really target someone with purpose.

You calling me a bottlejob? I don't take that kind of insult from some two-bob cunt purported striker. Phatmann you have my permission to perform one of your 'specials' on him tonight.

That makes no sense, because you are referring to isolated games against you - hardly my 'last game'. And I prefer 'class is permanent'. I'll be on, you rest assured of that. And this time it's personal. I did moan about the second game I admit. By the way - 'Ineffectful?' 'Coward away'...

Do you wish me to bring up your entire reel of wadness in front of goal? My scoring record speaks for itself cancerman - it's not far from 2/3. Come back when you've acquired such prolificness. And for the record I never made excuses for the first game, that was a fair loss. Whatever happened...

Sounds about right. Shame I missed these. Might have made the difference. Bout time we beat these fuckers.