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Get it done: I expect everyone to have a manager face and an appropriate name before we play tonight.

Nah before, no point watching it. About 9:15.

It is indeed. He looks cracking in-game (by that I mean massively deformed). Grabbed a brace against Sunderland on his debut.

Pards was good but this is far better: And yes he does resemble a deformed Robert Englund. We need to do as many shit, deformed managers as possible. Someone needs to do Steve Evans.

Apps' is better, far more deformed and life-like. Haribo you'll have to do someone else instead. Your choice: You have to sync the Game Face in the game by the way.

Here is my rather brilliant Pardew; specifically, after acid has been chucked in his face: Modelled after this:

What was the result in the second game? I did like my bullet header in the first game I must say. They always tend to be nervy affairs.

Thing is though I can't score them offline either. I've scored a few in the arena but I'm shit at them in game.

That was the first free-kick I've ever scored on FIFA 12. Frankly, I was shocked. At first I did think that header came off our player, so I just span and hit it thinking I'd be offside.

That's odd because it's always been a favourite of mine. We really must get together and have a mutual masturbation session over it at some point.

Lots of repulsive bullshit there. And I was reminded of two things: The 'eagle shot' in Alexander (from about 1:48): EwDRodO2Mu4 And definitely this brilliant scene (minus the British soldiers): g9vPtCW9pJ8&feature=related

I still don't know how that shot off both posts and then rebound stayed out.

Mmm those large battles sound very interesting.

I thought it was my dear Jonno, but apparently not. I think this is just condescending gamers. Most would understand the need to change the look of the character to the new environment.

The setting is indeed amazing, and the world looks brilliant. I just wish it wasn't a game with these mechanics using it. I'd kill for a Red Dead style game set in this period. You're absolutely right about the hood Jonno - he looks a cunt. Yes he'll blend in in the snow but nowhere else. And...

I think we will.

Hence him hacking at a British soldier on the cover. Because of course we committed more atrocities to the Natives than the United States would. Whatever happens I'm disappointed it's being marketed like this. Amateur I fear that will be the case.

A better cover then would have been the assassin battling old George. As it is there's too much of Mel's 'The Patriot' about the whole thing. Maybe John Adams could turn up featuring Paul Giamatti's likeness? And be scalped?

Mate of course that will happen but there is two things they won't cover in any detail: 1/ Native American question 2/ Slavery The second point isn't that relevant but you watch for the first part. It will be us slaughtering the Tribes and the Colonials coming off smelling of Roses just to...

A truly disgusting cover to which I take great offence. I won't be buying such filth and I encourage any true Englishman to do likewise. Why not show some balls and make a game where we get to put down the Colonial scum? Stupid hood on him as well fashioned to an officers jacket. What a...