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If it's the right height though Neo I'm going to get on the end of it.

That was a fat pile of bollocks. And the referee wasn't giving us fuck all.

Yeah I was shit last night, just didn't happen for me. Though when I've got almost every necessary stat I've no idea why my guy is missing open-goal scissor kicks from 12 yards. And that header off the bar was in I tell ya.

Everyone on now.

So that means it would work if I played Jonno online and we just pulled our keeper and got the long-range achievements that way? Because I'm struggling to score lobs or 32 yarders.

Come on lads you know the drill

I would start off with the first medieval total war and then work your way up mate. Age of Empires was shit and I'm sure you will enjoy this game a hell of alot more.

Not my fault the game is shit, I just press shoot. You've seen me score far more difficult headers than that. We're all going to miss good chances now and then, but as long as we're making them we'll score a good amount.

Jonno I'm not turning on my giant throw so you'd better do it. I'm up to 70% now, need to do about 15 more defence ones though before I get the Power Header, which would only improve my heading ability further. And Original, I don't like criticising anyone, but just one thing - PLEASE cross as...

Did you win that match against those Scottish guys? I've no idea why I lost connection. I was signed in, and signed into EA. It wouldn't let me back into the clubs room, saying it was 'unavailable'.

If someone tells me how to do them I will, I just press loads of buttons and hope for the best. I have the Second Wind trait so hopefully I won't be as cancerous now.

Well I was sort of referring to the whole team. The amount of wayward balls is ridiculous.

Shitty and frustrating session last night. I'm going to try and improve my player, I'm sick of the shit passing.

Come on you daft bastards get on line, there's fuck all on at the moment

Did we win that last game I played in where we were winning 2-1? My connection died.

My guy was pretty much dead by about 70 minutes, he had that dying old cunt run about him.

That 4-1 loss was bullshit, we dominated most of the second half, it just wouldn't go in at all. The 2-1 win though with 10 men was very well fought.

Oh indeed.

Cheers Baddar, I was proud of that one also. I think my guy's heading is slowly getting better though.

Sorry I crashed earlier guys. How did that match finish? Did anyone score with my VP?