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8-0 it was. And DC surprisingly only scored one of the goals.

I only know the cartwheel, as I'm sure you've all noticed by now.

Some good games last night. We shouldn't have lost that 5-4 one at the start, I missed three great chances. As I said, scoring that 40 yard volley about sums up my game (there needs to be a take off the shirt and flick it round above your head celebration for goals like that). Though I enjoyed...

So long as you aren't expecting to play it during FIFA time I'll allow this.

I noticed something last night. I think that I have become so selfless (or cowardly, take your pick) in front of goal, always opting for the pass when it's on, that I no longer have any composure/confidence in one-on-one situations (especially straight on). I fluffed two or three last night. I...

A dose of cancer may just be what we need.

I'll try and get on tonight lads, but it probably won't be before 11:30 - the De Velitatione is commanding my time right now.

It might. I was surprised at the venom my VP showed in that challenge last night; I sense with his sheer bulk he could do some real damage. Here's the deal - if we're losing 5-0, we resort to hacking. Alternatively, I could do one of my free kicks which fucks up the game. By doing so...

It's because I know you are dying from cancer Jonno.

That 5-5 was special. It was a great cross by Del to find my VP's head. I couldn't believe he scored that, yet missed a virtual open goal with his head to make it 1-1.

And Original your not going anywhere by the way. No one takes a 'break' from club games on my watch.

Yeah last night was a bit shit. I did enjoy my sending off though, and Original's constant ranting in my last game. The reaction to del's goal was also of note.

Cheers Fab, but usually games like that only come about so often for me. I only play up top because I'm pretty much a liability every else due to lack of pace, and can win the knock downs for DC, CDR and Phat. I'd be happy to take another position if people really had a problem with it.

Yeah we did play well last night. My heading is good at the moment and some of Sweey's crosses were very good indeed. I scored 5 in that first game I had, plus two assists, and still didn't get MOTM.

I think you all need to say on beyond 11:30, that's when I came on last night and you'd nearly all fucked off.

This explains why my PS3 went cancerous last night then.

What I don't understand is why that challenge was shown again when one of the opposition was sent off near the end of the second half.....

That last game I played last night was fucking mad - I thought we were going to get it abandoned at the rate we were getting red cards. I liked that header I scored in the match before, as well as the volley in the one before that, but unfortunately our opponents quit both times.

Fifa now

Fuck was that free kick that went through our keeper's legs about?